Pregger horse report:
So................Kissy "waxed up" on one of her teets overnight.......and I'm NOT going to hold my breath. Traditionally, 95% of mares wax up 6-48 hours before foaling. Her vulva is slack, muscles around her dock are jello, flanks have fallen in, she's uber alert.........
La dee dah. Let's say "DOUBLE la dee dah".
I know she's just psyching me out. I will no longer be sucked into her game of "let's see how many weeks I can keep Bernina tossing in bed and creeping outside with the flashlight numerous times during the night".
Unless I hear a mountain lion outside screaming after walking into the hotwire, Kissy better just knock on the door and ask for hot water and towels, cause I ain't gonna drag my sorry behind outside. In fact, I'll just put the wireless phone outside with the vet on speed dial and she can make the call herself.
Like, seriously, I am soooooooo over this. Give me some toothpicks to shove into my eyelids, ain't enough coffee in the county to keep me awake past 10:00 pm.
Damn horse. Said in a totally loving way.........kind of.:gaah: