chefmom
Seriously! Ancient Aliens!
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:rocker: I love it....
She sat in the clink - eatin tasty treats
Then took a spill and messed up her front teeth
Her boy Jose aint treatin' her warm and fuzzy
And her haircuts makin her lookin like Ruth Buzzie
Running wild and stealing - all a flurry
No one could stop her cept man named Yuri
Where shed end up - no one could delve
Whoda thunk she get lucky with the Pinellas twelve
Now she's out on her own and her life kinda sux, so she hides in plain site with her tall Starbucks.
She thinks that she's famous, her star's on the rise, so she shows up in court in a cheap disguise.
"You can't prove nuthin! So sue if you wanna!" Then she hides behind Dolce & Gabbana.
She thinks she'll get the big bucks to tell her side, but there's never been a time when the chick hasn't lied.
So who's gonna listen? Who would believe? Cuz I'm sure she's just got more bull up her sleeve.