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[Snoods]

Duh, plant Dorito seeds.

 

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[Snoods]

My mom sent me this one on Easter.

 

[Snoods]

People Are Sharing Jokes To Try And Cheer You Up Through Quarantine (50 Pics)

My husband and I are on Day 40 of going no where, being home all of the time.

Things I like:
1. Drive up veterinarian service. Call, make appointment, show up, they take your pet inside, and then, bring her back out. Pay online. I hope this service stays.
2. Free delivery for everything. Even Taco Bell!

Things I don't like:
1. No place to go

Mickey, I also love the drive thru vet clinic! I can just sit my happy *advertiser censored* in the car the entire time. The less movement involving me the better. I did have to lift up the phone and speak words out loud several times, which was exhausting.

Also a win are the online doctor appointments for things such as refilling certain prescriptions.

 

[Snoods]

foul language alert

This thread is great! Let’s all admit how lazy we have been. I’ll start.

Time spent thinking about cleaning the kitchen, folding laundry, taking a shower and changing my clothes. 1 hour.

Time spent realizing I could take a circuitous route to the living room to watch tv and avoid seeing the dirty dishes, unfolded laundry, and any mirrors. One minute.
See how busy I am?

The closest I get to creative cooking is adding Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups to my oatmeal. Because oatmeal is blah.

I have been eying my niece’s sea monkeys as a food source as I am low on groceries.

 

[Sillybilly]

Is anyone dancing with their chihuahua in the living room while crooning "Let Me Call You Sweetheart"?

Didn't think so. That would be silly.

(BTW, I lead)

 

[mickey2942]

Is anyone dancing with their chihuahua in the living room while crooning "Let Me Call You Sweetheart"?

Didn't think so. That would be silly.

(BTW, I lead)

How about crooning "Baby Love" to a cat...while holding him like a baby? He loves it.

 

[JudgeJoe]

Is anyone dancing with their chihuahua in the living room while crooning "Let Me Call You Sweetheart"?

Didn't think so. That would be silly.

(BTW, I lead)

Of course not! My cat prefers “Shape of You” & prefers that we just dance because he doesn’t think I sing well.

 

[Snoods]

Aww! Chihuahuas are the best dancers! My chih is the sweetest. My pit bull has two left feet but she’s great at sloppy kisses.

Okay, my Drizly wine delivery guy Raymond knows my dogs’ names. I also know his wife’s name. This is normal, yes?

 

[Rocco]

Duh, plant Dorito seeds.

I checked 3 different gardening stores today and couldn't find them. People must be hoarding them. Wouldn't you know it??

Thanks for the tip though. I'll keep checking.

 

[Rocco]

 

[mickey2942]

Aww! Chihuahuas are the best dancers! My chih is the sweetest. My pit bull has two left feet but she’s great at sloppy kisses.

Okay, my Drizly wine delivery guy Raymond knows my dogs’ names. I also know his wife’s name. This is normal, yes?

Yes, that is absolutely "normal".

 

[Niner]

And some more funnies!

 

[imstilla.grandma]

 

[BetteDavisEyes]

Here's a whole bunch of Coronavirus memes. Enjoy

Go Ahead and Laugh! Here Are 50+ of the Best Coronavirus Memes We've Seen So Far

 

[CoverMeCagney]

Funny / not funny!

 

[HongKongPhooey]

Is anyone dancing with their chihuahua in the living room while crooning "Let Me Call You Sweetheart"?

Didn't think so. That would be silly.

(BTW, I lead)

No. My terrier would bite my face off.

Although he is partial to a little George Ezra "beautiful dream" when he's sleepy

 

[Niner]

 

[LadyL]

Coronavirus... I'm a cat lady, not worried because mine are inside cats.

I'm a cat lady too. Just not sure what that had to do with the meme I posted.

 

[LeBlack]

I'm a cat lady too. Just not sure what that had to do with the meme I posted.

There's a cat on the left in her own circle. The lady on the left didn't join the cat in the circle or shoo her away.