Fides,
Yet its not the simplest since it requires lots of hand-waiving and qualifications regarding when the pineapple was placed on the table.
Whereas the RDI explanation is the simplest, i.e. JonBenet arrived back from the White's, shortly afterwards she snacked pineapple. Also the pineapple in the bowl was tested forensically and compared with that of her stomach and it matched.
So to speculate about an IDI scenario amounts to smoke and mirrors to cover for the lack of forensic evidence in any IDI theory.
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UKGuy,
Thank-you for your post. I apologize for my lack of clarity. The "simple" explanation I refer to - that JonBenet got up in the night and ate a bit of pineapple - presupposes the truth of the parents' report that she went directly to bed. Their report is at least partially supported by Burke, who stated that she went up the stairs under her own power, but still went to bed. So 18 months later it was too late to change that stance, which I have no reason to believe is false. She went to bed when she got home. The pineapple must have come later, but for some reason the parents insist it could not.
The "pineapple in the night by herself" scenario is not a difficult stance for the parents to take if they normalize the pineapple. For example, "Sure, the kids could have gotten all that out late Christmas afternoon while Patsy was busy getting ready for the party. We wouldn't normally put pineapple in a cereal bowl like that but the kids might, and Burke did have a lot of friends over. And we left for the Whites' in a bit of a rush so probably no one noticed it. Or who knows, maybe Burke got hungry after we tucked him in and got up and made a snack. And maybe later JonBenet woke up in the night and went to the bathroom, felt hungry and ran down to see if any food was around. Oh my God, I bet that's when the *advertiser censored* grabbed her. She must have fought him and he hit her on the head."
So simple. There are many IDI scenarios they can hypothesize if they accept her wandering the house alone at night. But they don't do that, not in any way. They look at the pictures and make the snack sound like it came from outer space, like it was nothing in which their children would have ever participated. My question is, why? It is 100 times more logical for their children to make the snack than it is for members of a foreign faction to do so!
The only answer I can conjure, again, is to protect themselves from obstruction charges if their son admits to preparing the snack (say, prior to hitting his sister on the head and trying to cover up the head bash). If that happens, in the future John can say things like: "Oh my God, the kids made that snack? JonBenet got out of bed? She was afraid of the dark, I never imagined she would do that! And that table looked so weird when you asked me about it I never imagined they would have made such a mess or used such a huge bowl or spoon. And making tea in a glass is really dangerous, we never would have allowed that. All of that is just not anything that I have ever seen the kids do before!"
{As I very clearly stated to you in those interviews several months ago}
Distance, distance, distance. Because though the law would automatically save their son, they also needed to be saved in order to raise him. The Grand Jury is chugging along, and Patsy and John have no guarantees regarding what their young son will ever say to anyone, particularly to a scary Grand Jury. It is why they repeatedly say they never talk to Burke about any of this. They say they don't want to upset him, but if BDI is true that is not the only reason they don't talk to him. They have to behave as if all this is just so strange, so bizarre, it is outside the realm of their imagination, particularly John. He is the one who can plead total confusion in the future.
In my theory of the crime Patsy was the note-writer and second crime scene stager, so she will be the adult furthest in the soup. John has a chance if he avoids the appearance of actively misleading the police, which is why he is so careful to say that the Santa Bill idea is his lawyer's. This man is bright and exceedingly careful, and his words carry meaning. The words he uses to describe the snack scene are not accidental. His words are also more evidence that he was not directly involved - otherwise I wager he would be willing to invent intruder theories out of whole cloth if he was facing first degree murder charges.
In short, John and Patsy's agenda is far more complex than just finding an intruder, and their words betray that agenda. That is, of course, if any of my armchair detective musings are true.