Inside KC's brain:
Ok, so do I cry when they mention Caylee (was that her name?), or do I hold my tears till I see my mom at trial? Oh, why do they have to mention her anyway? I get so frushtrated when they do that. Can't everyone see that my entire life has been taken from me??? After all, that snot-nosed kid was only around for a while. How important can that be?
Oh, it doesn't matter; Mr. Baez says I am beautiful and that is all these jury people will see. I just wish one of the questions Jose will ask them would be: "Do you agree that my client is beautiful?" Silly, dreamy, Jose - I know he will work it in somewhere. Maybe he can do another news show?
I can't wait to hear Jose tell them all at trial about how pretty I am and about how I couldn't kill that kid because someone who looks as good as me could not do something like that. They will all believe him. I saw how that judge guy looked at me, obviously basking in my loveliness, and told me how much he wants me to get a fair trial and go free. He really cares about me, just like Cheney and Jose. And not like my parents.
They are so abusive to me and Jose is going to tell the world about what they have done! I told him everything, like that time my dad had the nerve to check out whether or not I worked at Sports Authority. I was so *advertiser censored***ng pi$$ed at him that day!!! He invaded my private space when he did that.
Then there was the time when he actually asked me to get my own oil changed! Or, there was the time when he got mad at me for my unpaid tolls.
They will see once they hear these stories. They will know how scary daddy is. If they can't figure it out, I will even throw in the time he actually tried to get something out of the trunk of my car without asking if he could. I had to physically overtake him, or he would have bullied his way through to get to that trunk! Abusive, I tell you!!!
And my mother? A waste. A huge waste! She makes life a living he!!. Does the jury know she actually expects me to pay for some of Caylee's food and diapers and stuff?? And then, she wanted me to come home to watch Caylee every night. Every night! How can anyone be expected to live with a woman who abuses me like she does?
And then she had the nerve to complain when I took a bunch of money from Grandpa's funds. I mean, he is like 80, how much longer could he really use it???
And what does she expect me to do? Every time I take and use her credit cards, and slip some cash out of her checking account, she threatens to close those accounts!!! What else can I do but take the money I need from my grandparents instead?? I mean, a girl has gotta live and she can't do that if all the supply has been cut.
And, have you seen the crap she makes me wear in court??? Everyone will understand when they take a look at my clothes. Abusive woman.
Oh well, I'm getting tired now...I sure hope Jose booked all three of us a five-star hotel for this 'jury selection,' or whatever it is.
I just want this whole deal to be over because afterwards, Jose and I are getting matching tattoos. We are going to buy a whole bunch of licorice ropes, to share, of course, and we are going on a road trip to Ireland so Jose can buy me an Irish kid. I want an older one this time, not like the last one who could barely do anything because she was what? 2 or 3 or something? No, my Irish kid will be at least 8. If Jose can't buy me the Irish kid I want, then he will buy me a pony.
