Good one! No Kidding. How many things hath said the Pattis?
(If y'all can come up with more please add them)
1. (Tampering with evidence and hindering prosecution charges): troubling but there is a credible explanation.
2. C4 camera footage of odyssey of stupidity: camera footage isn't very good. Can't tell anything.
3. FD has an alibi for the morning of 5/24. An attorney visit and a phone call from Greece.
4. MT can corroborate FD alibi completely.
5. No way FD could have made driven to NC, killed JD, cleaned up the crime scene, dumped her body and dumped her car and driven back to Farmington (NP did say dump body first and then car second, fyi, which is some bull patties).
6. JD had health issues and was racking up medical bills. She wrote a GG manuscript and either disappeared herself or committed suicide because of her health issues and fear of losing custody of the kids.
7. MT is very much in love with FD and cried at 4Jax collecting her belongings and proclaiming his innocence. They should be allowed to be together and if LE would stop pressuring MT she could help FD with his alibi and charges by the state would be dropped.
8. MT is a "lying lover."
9. FD is winning his divorce and custody case. JD has mental issues and report by Dr. Herman can prove it. The custody case was going FD way. JD is unstable.
10. KM's estranged wife is just "after her 15 minutes of fame."
11. FD's finances are just fine. Great!
12. FD and NP (and his legal team) are thrilled and relieved with the release of AW3. LE doesn't have a clue what happened to JD.
13. SWs don't prove that JD is dead.
14. AL tells "fanciful" tales.
15. KM charges are troubling because he is very important to FD case.
16. MT and AB are getting special treatment (ya your client was the one wearing the neon yellow prison top in court recently).
17. FD is gonna fight this. He wants to talk. Wants his day in court. Wait for him to get bonded out =. It will be worth our while. (FD exits court after bonding out without saying a word to the media).
18. NP files motion to dismiss based on FD rights violated bc no grand jury was called for latest charges.
19. NP now is ready for trial and can't wait for preliminary hearing.
Hell ya.