Lol, I did post my dog theory last night but its too many pages to go back and look for it.
I went back and had a look.
Yes, possibly he might have "thought the worst", though my guess is you'd have to be a pretty eager burglar, preferably with a silenced firearm, to want to go up against those two (I've seen pics; here's one) prior to clambering up to a 2nd floor window. I'd not want to get close enough to poison them with a dodgy steak.
It's not obvious, but I'd hazard a guess you are living somewhere in SA, and to my mind this (naturally) colours your responses towards OP's actions and inactions.
Please note: this is
NOT (Absolutely
NOT) intended as a slight.
Far from it, it's actually massively, enormously useful to get a local mind-set and to see how his actions might be perceived (re that article from
The Star, for instance).
For those fortunate not to have to live with the perpetual fear of home intrusions or the alarm going off (what's a burglar alarm???) it might seem that OP's behaviour is not just quixotic, but downright garden variety paranoid. If one lives in a gated community with electric fencing, guard dogs, CCTV cameras, and roaming security in vans carrying assault rifles, maybe what went down in the early hours of Feb 14th all makes a weird kind of sense.
Re the article, however, there ARE some comments below that debunk it somewhat and tend to suggest that you can find the überfearful in any community, however innocuous.
Perception of risk is a funny thing - and often something that has more to do with media reporting than actual likelihood of getting raped, mugged, killed, etc. Just ask most UK
Daily Mail readers...
