Chicogirl36
Fallen Angel
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2007
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My deal: Do you prefer Big Bertha or Heidi the hepatis girl as your bunk mate.
Do you prefer peter the pizzer as he likes to spray the walls as often as he can or Terry the Turd man. He has the largest measured crap known in the prison, he ejoys the punget aroma, says it kills the urine smell from peter.
So, we are showing we are opended minded in DEALING with our prisions by offering you your choice of roomies, the deal is yours.
To further harmony, we also offer a choice of under garments for men & woman. They look like grannie panties or loose drawers but they have a hidden band in the back that can be used to tighten so it makes your bumm look sexy OR feeling friskly, enjoy a good game of weggie. It wont even count towards your rec time.
I need a new job, I think I need to be in charge of "deals"
If I was in charge of hiring in the FLA prison system, I would put your resume at the top and mark you HIRED!!! Awesome post :clap: