C'mon people. I get it. Doesn't everyone get it by now? There's a pattern of thrill seeking here. I didn't get it for a long time but I do now. Let's look at the Harley theft facts. An aspiring video movie maker - listen Hollywood is only 6, maybe 8 hours away, depending - tries to sell his Harley online but then, after awhile without any offers, he reportedly has second thoughts, and remembers how much he really really loves that Harley. You know. Open roads. Wind in your hair. Gorgeous chicks. The easy riding good life. Whatevah. Varoom. Harley stuff. Edgy. Kewl. OK, but let's be real. Yeah, maybe the good life wanes a bit when sifted through that reality filter, you know the part where somebody desperately needs money to make ends meet. Especially people who want to make it big in the movies? So, can you imagine the irony? You damn the torpedos and take your Harley sale offer offline. And suddenly, SOBs like DM and MS brazenly sneak into the little alleyway behind your little apartment/ studio in some god awful forgotten corner of downtown Toronto in the full light of day and bloody well steal your Harley! And the trailer that houses it!! The whole nine yard!! And they drive off with the whole works awhile you, the rightful owner is in your apt/ er studio thinking up wonderful ideas for your next video/ top-grossing movie. Unfortunately it turns out the insurance guys have some concerns about your claim. It simply isn't fair. Did you ever hear of such a thing? Apparently some people actually insure something, then report it as being stolen in order to collect the insurance claim. Not of course, for a second, to suppose something like this would ever happen in Canada, certainly not in Toronto, and certainly not with Harley owning almost A-List people in the movie industry. Come onnnn! Anyway, later, while holidaying in Europe with some extra cash that happened to come your way,, between pitching headlining motion picture production in a Dublin pub, no doubt Video Man learns that his Harley has been re covered. Phew!! (Oh no!!!) He's like, really, really happy, sort of, about this. Thank god for justice. And motorbikes. And insurance. IMO. IMHO. BTW. All of Which reminds me, I have a really cheap car for sale if anybody's is interested. One smally barely mentionable thingy. I will kind of need you to file off the VIN if that's ok. It's not important. Let's just call it a quirk of mine. LOL. (IMO. IMHO.