Man Marries Pillow

[Hopeful One]

Ummm....????

http://www.channel3000.com/news/22842512/detail.html

 

[Marine Mom]

Their first arguement will be a pillow fight.

 

[pip]

Their first arguement will be a pillow fight.

Haha! Funny!
This is disturbingly weird though, really.

 

[mazajo]

A bit disturbing, but mostly just hilarious, I think! Two thoughts came to mind reading this:

My kids went through this phase where anything you said you loved (be it a person, animal, food, random object), they'd say 'Well, why don't you marry it then!' and they'd laugh like it was the funniest joke they ever heard. I always answered them, Maybe I will! So maybe this guy did!

Also, all my kids had security obects, two had blankies, one had a doll... Maybe this guy really never outgrew his??

 

[believe09]

There is a certain appeal to this....

 

[Donjeta]

Finally! It was about time the pillow finally said yes, he's been on its case forever.

 

[tekilla]

Wow, he must really be in to pillow talk.

 

[Lyn1001]

I wouldn't be nearly as disturbed by this if he didn't take the pillow to dinner and ORDER for it!

 

[Donjeta]

But if he didn't order her anything the waiter might bring her down.

 

[Vegas Bride]

I hope he never gets mad and beats the stuffing out of her!

VB

 

[Filly]

How does the pillow eat when he takes it out for a meal?

I'm serious.

 

[tekilla]

How does the pillow eat when he takes it out for a meal?

I'm serious.

It couldn't it was already stuffed.:dance:

 

[Soulmagent]

Do you think he has more than one pillow? I dont think I could commit to just one pillow. Sometimes I like a fluffy one and sometimes a firm one but I do like to leave my pillow options open. I mean one pillow for the rest of your life...

 

[smart blonde]

I can sooooo understand this.
I'm kind of in-love with my pillows, too. :cloud9:

 

[Filly]

It couldn't it was already stuffed.:dance:

Excellent! Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Metzgermeister]

I don't believe. Nope. Not convinced.

 

[tekilla]

Oh my goodness. I think I have a harem. I have 9 pillows on my bed. I have to snuggle a lot of pillows to fall asleep. It feels so good to snuggle up to all of my nice fluffy pillows. And I haven't married a single one of them. So I am just living in pure sin with all these pillows. :crazy: Now I think I need therapy.........

 

[Marine Mom]

I bet there's more than one pillow. Hope there was a prenup to cover this.

If he's cheating, he'll be a pig in a blanket.

 

[Lyn1001]

I can sooooo understand this.
I'm kind of in-love with my pillows, too. :cloud9:

You said pillows, which is plural. You can only marry one. Of course, if you decide to have an open marriage.....

 

[SheWhoMustNotBeNamed]

So this guy can marry a pillow, which by the way cannot sign a marriage license....and we won't even let loving, committed homosexual couples marry? Ultimate fail!