Mugshot Mania

[waltzingmatilda]

And here I thought the combtooth mustache was out of style. :yow:

What did Kimster get arrested for?

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh::ufo:

 

[Steely Dan]

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/slideshow/mugshot-makeover-12269127

It's almost like she's proud of being arrested for child abuse. :maddening:

 

[Donjeta]

Be careful what you wish for:

They wanted bondage, and they wound up in handcuffs.

A Portland, Ore., couple was arrested on Valentine's Day after cops mistook a bound and naked woman in the back of a car for a crime in progress, The Los Angeles Times reported.

http://main.aol.com/2012/02/15/bound-naked-role-play_n_1280327.html

More mugshots from the slideshow down the page:

A rolling stone gathers no moss - guess he's more of a beatle.

You know you're a loser.....

.... when they pixelate your mugshot.

This man is a jenius:

Getting caught is his thang:

They say the clothes make the man, but in this case, the clothes make it easy for police to identify the man. Cops in Charlotte, N.C., busted home invasion suspect Jonathan Huntley after he allegedly left a t-shirt featuring his own mug shot at the crime scene. The shirt, pictured on the right, showcases an old booking photo.

 

[tlcya]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/sfl-cocaine-stuffed-20120210,0,3637962.story

Ah the old tried and true, I'll hide the evidence in my bum crack ploy.

 

[tlcya]

lolz

a self-proclaimed busty woman, was recently arrested for reckless driving, allegedly reeking of booze and slurring her words. Raymond blamed her failure to pass a sobriety test, along with many other things, on her "big boobies."

 

[21merc7]

I'm guessing this guy hangs out with Jenius!

 

[Steely Dan]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/sfl-cocaine-stuffed-20120210,0,3637962.story

Ah the old tried and true, I'll hide the evidence in my bum crack ploy.

:nevermind:

 

[daisy7]

Arrested: 2/9
Charged with: Battery
This guy's "baseball face" makes me want it to be April already. I want to watch games on TV with this guy and tell him that Roy Halladay is our generation's Sandy Koufax, and then he hits me on the head with his cane.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/02/mugshots_friday_hes_sexy_and_h.php

Happy Mugshots Friday!

 

[Steely Dan]

Arrested: 2/9
Charged with: Battery
This guy's "baseball face" makes me want it to be April already. I want to watch games on TV with this guy and tell him that Roy Halladay is our generation's Sandy Koufax, and then he hits me on the head with his cane.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/02/mugshots_friday_hes_sexy_and_h.php

Happy Mugshots Friday!

Look, I was drunk, I was angry and things just got out of hand. I apologized to the guy I hit and thought it was over, but you had to dredge it all back up again. :banghead:

 

[Donjeta]

lolz

a self-proclaimed busty woman, was recently arrested for reckless driving, allegedly reeking of booze and slurring her words. Raymond blamed her failure to pass a sobriety test, along with many other things, on her "big boobies."

Maybe she was wearing one of them Wine Racks.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/94625-booze-bra-gives-women-a-wine-rack

 

[Donjeta]

Australia in 1920s:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103393/Womens-mug-shots-1920s-Australia.html

Ada McGuinness, age unknown, was called the 'most evil woman in Sydney' by a police witness when she appeared in court on charges of cocaine possession.

Vera Crichton, 23 conspired with two other women to 'procure a miscarriage on a third woman'

Harry Crawford/Eugenia Falleni spent most of her life masquerading as a man. In 1913 she married widow, Annie Birkett, whom she later murdered.

Lots more in the article.

 

[Steely Dan]

Australia in 1920s:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2103393/Womens-mug-shots-1920s-Australia.html

Ada McGuinness, age unknown, was called the 'most evil woman in Sydney' by a police witness when she appeared in court on charges of cocaine possession.

Vera Crichton, 23 conspired with two other women to 'procure a miscarriage on a third woman'

Harry Crawford/Eugenia Falleni spent most of her life masquerading as a man. In 1913 she married widow, Annie Birkett, whom she later murdered.

Lots more in the article.

You missed this one.

Earl "The Pecker" Emu was third on Australia's ten most wanted list at the time of his capture. He was wanted for racketeering and murder in order to raise his status in the Australian mob's pecking order.

 

[Donjeta]

Darryl Roberts called his ex wife 16 times during a night at the pub, eventually forced his way in her home and forced her to swallow a wedding ring.

http://www.wmtw.com/r/24410152/detail.html

Nicole Hubert stabbed her boyfriend, then jumped out of a moving vehicle.
http://www.wmtw.com/r/27982454/detail.html

http://westbloomfield.patch.com/articles/man-arrested-in-west-bloomfield-assault
Ahkendre Maurice Young kicked his ex girlfriend's door down and punched her two children.

 

[Donjeta]

Waterville woman accused of clogging Rite Aid toilet with stolen goods

http://bangordailynews.com/2012/02/...ite-aid-toilet-with-stolen-goods/?ref=polbeat

 

[daisy7]

Arrested: 2/17
Charged with: Cocaine possession
If this beard intimidates you, turn back now. We have a whole lot of grizzled dudes this week.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/02/mugshots_friday_11.php

 

[Steely Dan]

Darryl Roberts called his ex wife 16 times during a night at the pub, eventually forced his way in her home and forced her to swallow a wedding ring.

http://www.wmtw.com/r/24410152/detail.html

Snipped by me.

Normally, you'd think he'd tell her to shove it up....:innocent: :saythat:

 

[Steely Dan]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/223sorrydad.jpg

Arrested: 2/22
Charged with: Battery on a law enforcement office, escape attempt, resisting officer
Dad? Are you still upset about that night ten years ago when I missed that field goal and then you walked in on me painting my toenails black?

Is it just me or does it look like this picture was taken while he was on the potty? :what:

 

[tlcya]

Snipped by me.

Normally, you'd think he'd tell her to shove it up....:innocent: :saythat:

Er, if she swallowed it I would think it could end up there yet :innocent:

 

[Steely Dan]

Er, if she swallowed it I would think it could end up there yet :innocent:

:giggle:

 

[Donjeta]

How to tell he is not the man for you:

He stomps on your chest and bursts your breast implants.

How to tell it's time to consider a vegetarian diet:

You get arrested for skinning and eating a cat.

How to tell you should quit drinking:

You show up at an AA meeting with a beer can and get arrested for disorderly conduct.

How to tell you have an internet addiction:

You break in someone's home, use their laptop to log onto your Facebook and forget to log out when you leave.

More criminal masterminds in main.aol.com/2012/02/27/cedrick-mitchell-robbery-gun-bradenton-florida_n_1306534.html#s478154&title=Tina_Arie_and