OKC woman allegedly threatened neighbor for telling others she'd had sex with her cat

[MNlady]

To be honest, I'm more concerned for the journalist's lack of writing skills than something that may or may not have happened between this woman and her cat. The article is so ambiguous as to be confusing.

Did the neighbor tell everyone she had sex with her cat and then she admitted to it to the police or was it just a poor choice of words and/or a misquote by the reporter?

No, when she was asked why she was threatening him, SHE said "Because I had sex with my cat and he told everyone." :facepalm:

Think she had been smokin' something~! :floorlaugh:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

No, when she was asked why she was threatening him, SHE said "Because I had sex with my cat and he told everyone." :facepalm:

Think she had been smokin' something~! :floorlaugh:

Or the cat had way too much cat nip that day. :floorlaugh:

 

[CHERIE.T]

Does this make her a cougar? Guess she's hoping her cat isn't a cheetah.

:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
:scared:

 

[CHERIE.T]

No, when she was asked why she was threatening him, SHE said "Because I had sex with my cat and he told everyone." :facepalm:

Think she had been smokin' something~! :floorlaugh:

The catnip? Lol

 

[Confusion]

Originally Posted by MNlady
No, when she was asked why she was threatening him, SHE said "Because I had sex with my cat and he told everyone."

Think she had been smokin' something~!

The neighbor or the cat told everyone? :waitasec:

 

[zapped]

No, when she was asked why she was threatening him, SHE said "Because I had sex with my cat and he told everyone." :facepalm:

Think she had been smokin' something~! :floorlaugh:

No thats NOT what she said according to the article which is very poorly written, youre paraphrasing.

An officer detained Kristina Michelle Brown, 23, who told the officer she was upset with her neighbor “because of what he did to me,” according to the report. “I had sex with my cat and everyone knows it.”

That last bit isnt even a complete sentence and makes little to no sense when used in that paragraph.

I think the reporter AND the neighbor were smoking something together

 

[hambirg]

All I want to know is, is this cat a consenting adult?

 

[Thundar]

Well here is a whole new dimension to "the crazy cat lady". Baaaawaaaaaaaa!

 

[tezi]

Wait..is this yet another case where a feline plays a major role...and yet no description of the cat is available?! (At least two people on this thread know exactly what I'm talking about).

Not a word from me...Not one word...Except...BWHAAAAAAA......