The last thing Meghan Markle needs this week is a scandal.
And as scandals go, this one is beyond weird. On Sunday, royal watchers clutched their pearls after an investigation in the Daily Mail: “Royal Wedding scammers! Meghan Markle’s father STAGED photos with paparazzi that were shared around the world and sold for up to £100,000 — just days before he walks her down the aisle.”
By Monday, the fallout was as swift as a lashing inside a King John court prison: TMZ reported Meghan’s dad will not be walking her down the aisle. He’s not even attending the royal wedding anymore. Hope he bought travel insurance, because he’ll be watching on TV like the rest of us. Though he had recovered from a recent heart attack and planned to be inside Windsor Castle on Saturday, it seems he does not want to further embarrass his daughter.
And somewhere, Prince Harry is staring into the middle distance and wondering what he’s getting himself into. With each passing day, his future in-laws seem more Jersey Shore than The Crown.