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gcharlie
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I am so glad that he revisited his faith and realized that it did allow for him to share his gift of music with people again. Yusuf Islam/Cat Stevens is such and incredibly gifted songwriter.
[video=youtube;zXwR0JGUCFI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXwR0JGUCFI[/video]
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Hey everybody! Greetings from Warrenton, Virginia. I am here with both daughters for a horse show. My yearling filly is showing Friday and Saturday. Had to come via I95 and I495 around Washington DC. OMG I have never seen so much traffic. Fortunately my younger daughter drove me down as my other daughter came with the horses. Met some nice people in the lobby. I definitely need to get out more./ :seeya:
Wow, keep us posted!!!
:seeya:
I do not like peanuts. I have never had a boiled peanut.
Kensie - do you like boiled peanuts?
I do not like peanuts. I have never had a boiled peanut.
Good luck Zuri!
Kensie - do you like boiled peanuts?
Never had a boiled peanut either.
I love Planters salted peanuts...
I have a question. Where can you find good quality cotton tops?? I love cotton . Since my anthill hooters changed into cannons, I need some new tops. All I can find is either polyester (yuck) or disgusting cheap cotton.
I only like peanuts when they are in Reese's. the only time I eat peanut butter.
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Since no one seems to have anything to say, here's some funnies:
A Brief History Of Medicine
I have an earache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press "2".
If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", "5", and "6".
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
Chastity Belt
A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend.
He tells him 'If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.'
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him.
He stops his horse and waits for it to come closer and sees that it's his best friend.
'You gave me the wrong key!'
Being A Guy Is Great Because:
Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's
if someone notices your new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Wrinkles add character.
A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
movies are designed with you in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader is coming.
You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
The world is your urinal.
Over The Hill
We're over the hill but don't feel sad
This side of the hill ain't all that bad.
So give us "five" and then a smile
To us who have been here for awhile.
With by-pass pain and mended hip
And plumbing fixtures prone to drip;
We all may seem a sorry lot,
But we rejoice for what we've got.
We have each day and what it brings
And on our pensions live like kings.
For the press that accuses what we take
To coin a phrase, "Let them eat cake."
We've paid our share for unused knowledge
As the kids are now all done with college.
We complain to them about our health
As they worry about our dwindling wealth.
And though our wardrobes may be plain
We'll suffer no more labor or pain.
Now it's with cane we do our strut
And if we can't drive - we still can putt.
We're mean and tough, meet all demands,
Why, M&M's melt in our hands.
Yes, we're still here, and it does delight us
That you join our fight against arthritis.
But we ask you make a pledge today
That you'll be careful what you say.
We have to spread "Over the Hill" fear
Or we'll have those young folks over here.
A Brief History Of Medicine
I have an earache.
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. That root is heathen, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
Psychiatric Hotline
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press "2".
If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", "5", and "6".
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
Chastity Belt
A man left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife should wear a chastity belt. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend.
He tells him 'If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life.'
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him.
He stops his horse and waits for it to come closer and sees that it's his best friend.
'You gave me the wrong key!'
Being A Guy Is Great Because:
Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
Your orgasms are real. Always.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's
if someone notices your new haircut.Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Wrinkles add character.
A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
movies are designed with you in mind. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"
You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader is coming.
You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
The world is your urinal.
Over The Hill
We're over the hill but don't feel sad
This side of the hill ain't all that bad.
So give us "five" and then a smile
To us who have been here for awhile.
With by-pass pain and mended hip
And plumbing fixtures prone to drip;
We all may seem a sorry lot,
But we rejoice for what we've got.
We have each day and what it brings
And on our pensions live like kings.
For the press that accuses what we take
To coin a phrase, "Let them eat cake."
We've paid our share for unused knowledge
As the kids are now all done with college.
We complain to them about our health
As they worry about our dwindling wealth.
And though our wardrobes may be plain
We'll suffer no more labor or pain.
Now it's with cane we do our strut
And if we can't drive - we still can putt.
We're mean and tough, meet all demands,
Why, M&M's melt in our hands.
Yes, we're still here, and it does delight us
That you join our fight against arthritis.
But we ask you make a pledge today
That you'll be careful what you say.
We have to spread "Over the Hill" fear
Or we'll have those young folks over here.
daisymae
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I stand alone with my love for boiled peanuts. You yankees are missing out! :floorlaugh:
at least we don't eat that nasty scrapple down here :floorlaugh:
PrincessSezMe
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We have a place here in Canada called Cotton Ginny - nothing but cotton. Do you have those down in the US?
m1279
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I totally remember you and I'm so embarrassed for asking who you were! As soon as you mentioned the "w key" in this post the lightbulb went off and I felt like an a** :blushing: lol
I am not a Yankee. Last time I looked at a map, Alabama was in the South. I do live in the northern part of the state. Ha!!!
What is scrapple?
:banghead:
I do not know but I will google it. Thanks Princess.
I do not know but I will google it. Thanks Princess.
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