Free food, free housing, free medical, free bed and blanket, free cable, books brought to you, food brought to you, free everything, but phone. And then someone puts $$ into the account. Gee, sounds good to me. Sounds like a spa vacay!
Don't care about potty made alcohol, drugs paid for with stamps or swapping money in the junk food account, or cig ash tats, pillow fights, or fluffing.
All the free of all I don't have, I DO understand why a few "freshly out" told me the liked jail better than outside. Not b/c they said they knew who was who and what was what, meaning be nice to the cook, and know who bops who. I mean, I don't have to worry about anything, just lay back and let it be. Other than lack of air conditioning, and needing a couple pairs of socks in winter, purchase another blankie and jail outfit, it does sound good.
I do not expect gourmet food. I'm not paying $500 per day. I expect the worst, bologna and honey buns! But, I could suffer through it for life being free. Send paper, pencils, and stamps please.
Include a giant ice pick to claw my way out of the wall to the outside. I can run wild in the woods, for about 5 seconds when my knee or ankle gives out, or some weed or pollen hits my skin and I look like a monster.
Otherwise, jail "sounds" okay. Except I had to do something unforgivable, unbelievable, damning, to another. Since I am of simple, animal mind, I don't think that will ever bother me. I think that jail is fun.
{Sarcasm, and have been told by many just out, that they loved jail.
}
Don't care about potty made alcohol, drugs paid for with stamps or swapping money in the junk food account, or cig ash tats, pillow fights, or fluffing.
All the free of all I don't have, I DO understand why a few "freshly out" told me the liked jail better than outside. Not b/c they said they knew who was who and what was what, meaning be nice to the cook, and know who bops who. I mean, I don't have to worry about anything, just lay back and let it be. Other than lack of air conditioning, and needing a couple pairs of socks in winter, purchase another blankie and jail outfit, it does sound good.
I do not expect gourmet food. I'm not paying $500 per day. I expect the worst, bologna and honey buns! But, I could suffer through it for life being free. Send paper, pencils, and stamps please.
Include a giant ice pick to claw my way out of the wall to the outside. I can run wild in the woods, for about 5 seconds when my knee or ankle gives out, or some weed or pollen hits my skin and I look like a monster.
Otherwise, jail "sounds" okay. Except I had to do something unforgivable, unbelievable, damning, to another. Since I am of simple, animal mind, I don't think that will ever bother me. I think that jail is fun.
{Sarcasm, and have been told by many just out, that they loved jail.
}
lease: I am currently out of the latest stream but we have had our share :banghead:
