I agree with the post regarding Tweets from the courtroom - sure wish we could actually "see" what is going on in there... Oh well... :sigh:
Here's a few jokes from my recent
Reader's Digest!
*While he was visiting, my father asked for the password to our Wi-Fi. "It's tape under the modem." I told him. After three failed attempts to log on, he asked, "Am I spelling this right? T-A-P-E-D-U-N-D-E-R-T-H-E-M-O-D-E-M?"
*One hard thing to explain to teens is how legitimately exciting it used to be when someone would wheel in an overhead projector?
*Did you know a bird is the only animal that you can throw and you'd be helping it?
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You know you're getting old when...
...you're more worried about what time the party ends than when it starts.
...you can't tell the difference between current band names and typos.
...all the names in your black book have MD after them.
*Our boss asked the new mail room guy to make three copies of an office key. The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies... which he'd made on the Xerox machine.
*A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one: the woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed--and with her blessing--he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.
"My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue," she explained. "Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll." Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box--that meant she'd been angry with him only once in 60 years. "But what about all this money?" he asked.
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
*After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo Ingles."
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Life off the Grid
RadioShack has stayed in business with a name combining something no one buys anymore and a type of building no one wants to go into.
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