Yesterday was so scintillating I had to do a version of "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads:
Ah...
Juan's up, your case is decimated
His witness, highly educated
An extraordinary guy
Juan is in the house!
Sit tight, wait til the trial's over
That's right, you'll get a nasty verdict
This is not your lucky day
Juan is in the house!
Dump your lawyers, write your will, time for jumpin' into h*ll
Deliberations are near
Feel the needle in your arm, then you can't inflict more harm
An eye for an eye
Ah...
You're toast, hey we can smell you burnin'
Breakdown, we know you got one comin'
One hundred nineteen IQ points
Juan is in the house!
It's obvious with all your lies you never listened to yourself
You never made sense
The jury knows what is the truth, your claims of trauma have no proof
Gonna burst into flames
Go on!
Juan is in the house!
Your life, was just so ordinary
In jail, now you can't hurt nobody
He'll catch you with the Walmart receipt
Juan is in the house!
A case so good to prosecute, the folks will want to execute
Everyone knows the truth
We don't know what you expect but we know that you will get
A tooth for a tooth
Yeah!
Juan is in the house!
Juan is in the house!
Juan is in the house!