(I tried posting this yesterday, cat jumped on keyboard - POOF - sorry if it shows up twice)
Here's the jury's PG-rated version of "Forget You" by Cee Lo Green:
We see you smirk around court like a spoiled brat
And we're like, Forget You!
We guess you thought you'd get back-up from your pal Matt
We're like, Forget You and Forget Him too!
Said, by cryin' on Twitter
You're soundin' real bitter
Ha, now ain't that some sh** (ain't that some sh**)
And now with each waking breath
We're still wishing you death, with a Forget You!
We're so sorry, that you killed your quarry
But that don't mean we can't kill you too
We know you were spying, like Mata Hari
And the lies you told 'bout him ain't true
We pity the fools who testified for you
(you're such a gold digger)
Well
(you pulled on the trigger)
Oooh, we've got some news for you
Yeah, go and runtell your prison girlfriend
We see you drawin' something while the trial's on
And we're like, Forget You!
We guess you're sketchin' our portraits to sell on Ebay
We're like, Forget You and Forget You too!
Said, you never feel real pain
You're faking a migraine
Ha, now ain't that some sh** (ain't that some sh**)
And now with each waking breath
We're still wishing you death, with a Forget You!
Now we know, that you had to borrow
Beg and steal and lie and cheat
We're gonna fry you, crucify you
Cause keepin' your a$$ in jail ain't cheap
We pity the fools who represented you
(you're such a stone killer)
Well
(you won't admit, will ya)
Oooh, we've got some news for you
Ugh, we really hate your a$$ right now
We see you writin' stuff down like you're Einstein
And we're like, Forget You!
We know you think that your IQ's "A Beautiful Mind"
We're like, Forget You and Forget You too!
Said, if you think we're naive
And buy stories you weave
Now, ain't that some sh** (ain't that some sh**)
And now with each waking breath
We're still wishing you death, with a Forget You!
Now Jodi, Jodi, Jodi why'd you wanna wanna hurt him so bad
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
He tried to tell you "Get Lost" but that seemed to get you really so mad
(so mad, so mad, so mad)
Yes you were
Oh why, oh why, oh
Why Jodi?
Oh we hate you
We still hate you, oh...
We see your life windin' down each trial day
And we're like, Forget You!
We can't help but look forward to Judgement Day
We're like, Forget You and Forget You too!
Said, by using that big knife
You're losing your own life
Now, ain't that some sh** (ain't that some sh**)
And now with each waking breath
We're still wishing you death, with a Forget You!