swedie
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DM's "Ignorance is Bliss" defence:
1) I had lots of money to buy a truck- I didn't know MS was going to kill the owner.
2) I was tired that night and gave the keys to the hangar to MS. He wanted to play with my incinerator, so I gave him the owners manual for that as well.
3) I was surprised to find out that MS had bought the truck for me- but I wanted a red one- so I called my paint guy to get it painted asap.
4) MS was upset that he had dropped a cigarette and the inside got burned up badly.
5) MS told me that he had a nose bleed in the truck and was so stoned that he was shooting at lights from inside the truck- making a big mess.
6) I was so excited that I wanted to show my mom what MS had got me- so I got my girlfriend to help me take it to mom's house.
7) My girlfriend helped me organize the my barn that night as well- it's hard to decorate around an incinerator.
8) I thought LE were looking for MS when they came to see me- I was more than cordial
9) I was shocked when they arrested me- they may as well have accused me of going to the moon!!
10) I was just writing imaginary love letters to my GF while I was in jail because I missed her and I knew I couldn't have contact with her- but there was this owl that would come flying into the jail and my letters kept disappearing.
MOO
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MOO.