Lies, lies, lies...[I]By George & Cindy[/I]
1. We get along great with our daughter, and think she is a wonderful mother.
2. We've all known about, but never seen or spoken to Zanny for years.
3. Our daughter comes over when we're not home to do yard work.
4. Caylee's dad is both desirous of unanimity and also dead at the same time.
6. We always thought the car smelled bad because of pizza & squirrels.
7. George always keeps his tools in our seldom to be found daughter's car.
8. Our daughter was using our car with our blessings, but also she stole it.
9. Casey sometimes steals and lies, but she always leaves a note of apology.
10. Our little angel always insists upon clean pants.
11. Sometimes George like to refer to our daughter as "the neighbor".
12. Casey was not one to party, and if she ever did, it was only while she was pregnant.
Please feel free to add to this list...