PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE:
Procedure for opening Amazon delivery:
1. Blow airhorn to alert neighbors to immediately shelter indoors.
2. Don Hazmat suit, double glove.
3. As you spray Lysol, bleach, and Febreeze, quickly open front door.
4. Blow airhorn again as final warning.
5. Approach box and assure no living creature, other than yourself, is within a 6 foot perimeter
6. Spray box with Lysol, then bleach. Wait 3 minutes.
7. Using a dull plastic disposable knife, carefully cut tape.
8. Open package lid away from you and using a hand mirror, peek into the contents.
9. If this is your order, pick up with barbeque tongs and spray with Lysol/bleach.
10. Wait 3 minutes.
11. Turn and step into doormat decontamination tray.
12. Bring item indoors, LEAVE BOX ON PORCH and soak in the tub of bleach you have there for that purpose.
12. 2 quick toots on airhorn to alert neighbors coast is clear.
13, Remove Hazmat suit and place into lead box placed by door
14. Take shot of fortifying imbibable liquid you have at hand for "internal sanitation: