At the end of one 4th of July weekend, a friend and I stopped at a fast food place on the way home to use the bathroom. There was quite a wait with a long line of travelers. Then a woman barged in and went to the front of the line and grabbed the first stall that opened. Everyone was angry until we heard the sound of explosive diarrhea. We still had a wait and the smell was horrific, I told my friend "let's go." What was funny, we stopped at the next fast food place and there was absolutely no line.
Nowdays everybody would run out of that bathroom screaming "Ebola!"