PositiveLight
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I'm laughing so hard at yalls stories! I've done some crazy things myself on sleep meds. I woke up one morning to a completely cleaned house and all laundry done. I even called my mother and asked if she did it for me! She laughed and said no that we had talked for hours that night on the phone while I cleaned. She knew it was my sleep meds but apparently I didn't seem drunk or anything. I've also bought the random crap off tv before too! But three of my friends have my favorite stories. One drove all the way to Sonic's and got a huge bag of their ice and drove home. Left the ice in the car and forgot about it. She had no clue what had happened until she found the receipt and the melted bag of ice. Another friend went shopping to the grocery store bought tons of food that was perishable. Got home and went straight to sleep. The next day she gets in car to go to work and it's FULL of destroyed food. Like 400$ worth! My favorite however is the last one. My coworker was one of those people who worked 7 days a week and two jobs because she liked to work. She had been having trouble sleeping (I have no idea why! I would be dead if I worked like she did!) So her doctor ordered her some Ambien. She popped two that morning after her night shift and mowed the lawn. She almost fell asleep on the lawnmower so she stumbled inside and stripped naked and sat on toilet getting ready to take a shower. I should add she took a few laxative tablets at work that night before... she remember nothing else. She woke up naked in bed and freaked out. Her husband told her she fell asleep on the toilet and when he found her she was face first on the floor with her butt in the air. He laughed and told her he left the ceiling for her to clean up. Lolol [emoji23]No druggy feeling, no hangover. Just random Facebook and twitter fights, embarrassing emails, surprise boxes from amazon.com, and amnesia!
If not for those few problems I would have stayed on it. :loser:
Both of these were hysterical!! Then I thought , oh my, is that why the amazon box came-- serious, no memory at all of making the purchase. Zero nada nothing blank, it sat up there (office) they told me for like two weeks.
In my defense however, It WAS something I was THINKING (as I recall!!) about ordering, its the ordering part that I have no memory of !!
So I was being productive then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there !!
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