RH's lack of insight and any kind of reasoning skills makes me wonder if the Pod People got him. :ufo:
Seriously, though, what kind of internal conversations did he have with himself that day?
RH's Brain: Ahhhh, that was good! I'll go ahead and send one last pic of my pecker to that hot teen and then head out to the movie.
Brain: Oh, look at the time! I better let the guys know I'll be running late. Lemme think, half hour or so to look convincingly distraught and deal with the ambulance, so I should make it to the theater a little after 5.
Brain: Okay, am I forgetting anything? Nope, nothing I can think of. Wow, I'm so diabolical – can't wait to see how much money comes in from the crowd sourcing....
I mean no disrespect to poor little Cooper; I'm just amazed at the level of stupidity.