MsMarple
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A little bit of humor: http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article171702477.html
I'm seriously freaked out for all my friends in the path of this storm. Be safe everyone!
Thanks Gardener, I haven't read a Dave Barry column in years! West Palm Beach is where my other daughter lives and they are staying. I just read that the county is evacuating 290k people so I freaked out. After checking the zone map I see that they are not being evacuated. So I'm ready for a bit of relief. From the article:
But at the moment we have roughly a 45-year supply of lentils on hand. This is because we are in Hurricane Preparedness Freakout Mode, and one of the things we Floridians do in this mode is go to Publix and get in long lines to buy mass quantities of things we will never eat. Publix could put out a big display of cans labeled Toad Intestines Packed In Snail Vomit and we Floridians would snap them all up in minutes. Thats how prepared we are.
And this:
When were not eating our hurricane supplies or waiting in line to buy more, were going on the Internet to check the computer models, which are these little lines on a map showing where various computers think the hurricane will go. Checking these lines makes me nervous, so I try not to do it too often. Once every six minutes is plenty.
So true! Thanks again Gardener!