Like she is really going to adhere to that 'no contact' order. I have a bad feeling they will be communicating day one...
I really don't know why you'd say that. I mean, just because all this is on the FIRST of multiple pages of her resume, doesn't mean she isn't going to 100% abide by the law:
Criminal Confinement while armed with a deadly weapon
Battery by Means of a Deadly Weapon
Criminal Confinement where a vehicle is used
Criminal Confinement with bodily injury
Theft
Theft by Conversion
Failure of Occupant to Use Safety Belt
Driving While Suspended
No Operators License in Possession
Failure to Carry Registration in Vehicle
False Registration -- Plate of Different Vehicle
Expired Plates For operating or allowing the operation of a vehicle w/ expired
Improper or No Tail or Plate Light
Operating a Motor Vehicle Without Financial Responsibility
Criminal Trespass Def. knowingly interferes w/possession or use of property of
Expired Plates
Failure to Signal for Turn or Lane Change
Operating a Motor Vehicle with a Registration Number Belonging
Possession of Synthetic Drug or Lookalike Substance*
Resisting Law Enforcement def. knowingly or intentionally forcibly resists
Theft Def. has a prior conviction for either theft or conversion
Criminal Trespass Def., not having contractual interest in property, knowingly
Invasion of Privacy def. violates an order issued under I.C. 35-33-8-3.2
Driving While Suspended
Felon Carrying a Handgun Def has a prior felony conviction w/in last 15 years
Residential Entry break and enter dwelling NOTE -- this does not require any intent
Possession of Paraphernalia
Battery
:facepalm: