Macushla
Our Royal Himalayan Gopher Hounds
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Cosmic Top Secret Clearance is issued on a select basis. Formal application to this celestial program requires proof of the following:
* Residency status for planet earth.
* IQ score issued by organization other than mail order corps.
* References provided by non-paid "expert reference parties".
* Passing score on test entitled "keeping secrets".
* Proof of cell phone that is not prepaid.
* E-mail address that is not blacklisted.
Any additional requirements deemed appropriate in the process of weeding out undesirables.
Has anyone thought to ask Kimster about a Cosmic Tope Secret Clearance? I figure if anyone knows anything about Cosmic stuff, It's Kimster.