I find it interesting after all this conversation you all got eggs for TB getting hit by a random car, as if it was widely known he had a bad habit of walking down the center of the road, or he was a thrill seeking jaywalker. Yet, not even half a runny yolk for a drunken friend/acquaintance brawl gone bad?
No no no, Boowhoz. Huh uh. That was the only theory that did NOT get any eggs from me, so exclude me from the 'you all'. Numerous reasons why I don't think that happened but they've all been stated before.