SIDEBAR #16- Arias/Alexander forum

[Sleuth5]

Folks do not discuss psychics. That is a big :nono: no matter what the context. Also next post in this thread about zimmerman will buy a ticket to the time out chair. :nurse:

Hiya Nursie! :seeya:

 

[Sleuth5]

It's Saturday! Party Hearty!​

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13m1Y2CUHo8"]L.T.D. - Jam - YouTube[/ame]

 

[TXProfessional]

Hi all, it's been a while. Sure have missed my fellow WS'ers!! Trying to catch up on everything.

 

[Bernina]

Folks do not discuss psychics. That is a big :nono: no matter what the context. Also next post in this thread about zimmerman will buy a ticket to the time out chair. :nurse:

:truce:

 

[PrincessSezMe]

It's Saturday! Party Hearty!​

L.T.D. - Jam - YouTube

Hi Sleuthy, long time no see! :seeya:

 

[thefragile7393]

Re: July 16 status hearing

I was so disappointed that CMJA is seemingly not showing any effect of her 23-hrs/day confinement. Skin and hair were still good and she looked well-rested and not psycho like she did for a few days after the guilty verdict.

I was really hoping she would start "looking" like who she is - cold-blooded murderer. This does not bode well for the second jury verdict if they have a #18-type.

She has nothing but time on her hands....so she may sleep a lot. Wait until she gets to actual prison...she may change at that point.

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[Jane Jetson]

My new question:
If you could be anything in the world professionally, what would you be?

I guess being a paid food critic might be nice, for the food and whatnot. But I'd be kind of useless in that area, as I wouldn't want to post any bad reviews, thus discouraging/embarrassing people! :seeya:

 

[Kensie]

Good late afternoon everyone!!! Hope you are having a good weekend. I just ate a tomato sandwich and it was so so good.

 

[Jane Jetson]

Good late afternoon everyone!!! Hope you are having a good weekend. I just ate a tomato sandwich and it was so so good.

There is hardly anything better than a good tomato and mayo sammy. And, bonus, it always reminds me of that excellent book, Harriet the Spy. Tomato sandwiches were the heroine's favorite. :rockon:

Anybody else think those "Curassure" advertisements are a little, ahem, "cheeky"? You can see half that woman's butt! :facepalm::twocents:

 

[YESorNO]

Just popping in with some funnies from my friend:

Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" They ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart"

Some time after their bitter divorce...
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"

Yearly Physical
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,232,190 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Very Sensual

One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

Unrewarded
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'

Heavenly Marriage

On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'

 

[Ricki]

There is hardly anything better than a good tomato and mayo sammy. And, bonus, it always reminds me of that excellent book, Harriet the Spy. Tomato sandwiches were the heroine's favorite. :rockon:

I agree with your comment about the tomato and mayo sandwich, but I like to add a slice of cheese. Yum

Finally getting some relief from the heat and humidity. So far we have missed the severe thunderstorms they had predicted. We had a few loud rumbles and some sprinkles. Just that in itself cooled it down to comfortable levels. Oh, what a relief it is.

 

[YESorNO]

Missy funny on YTube:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESGkloeqnvE"]Jodi Arias tweets from jail hospital #noMakeUp - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Dana]

There is hardly anything better than a good tomato and mayo sammy. And, bonus, it always reminds me of that excellent book, Harriet the Spy. Tomato sandwiches were the heroine's favorite. :rockon:

I agree with your comment about the tomato and mayo sandwich, but I like to add a slice of cheese. Yum

Ooh, build a sammy! I'd like to add a piece of lettuce! YUM

 

[YESorNO]

And for those who need some Juan fix 'til the trial starts again (sometime in this century, I hope- sigh):
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgkugEsZWI"]The Heat Is Juan ( A Juantra) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Jane Jetson]

I agree with your comment about the tomato and mayo sandwich, but I like to add a slice of cheese. Yum

Finally getting some relief from the heat and humidity. So far we have missed the severe thunderstorms they had predicted. We had a few loud rumbles and some sprinkles. Just that in itself cooled it down to comfortable levels. Oh, what a relief it is.

We got the storms, which I'm always happy about, since we had to battle fires a while back. But, you're right - the best thing was the temperature got down to 73 degrees! That's pretty rare at this time of year. Very wonderful!

Going to try and make an apple pie with one crust, the kind of crust you make from a box, which are not really that horribly bad. Just gotta figure out which apples to use. Have some Red Delicious, which are a little less crisp than I would like. Also have some which say "San Clemente" on the bag. Don't know if that's a type of apple or a location. They look Fuji-ish.

Here goes nothin'! :fence:

 

[Ricki]

We got the storms, which I'm always happy about, since we had to battle fires a while back. But, you're right - the best thing was the temperature got down to 73 degrees! That's pretty rare at this time of year. Very wonderful!

Going to try and make an apple pie with one crust, the kind of crust you make from a box, which are not really that horribly bad. Just gotta figure out which apples to use. Have some Red Delicious, which are a little less crisp than I would like. Also have some which say "San Clemente" on the bag. Don't know if that's a type of apple or a location. They look Fuji-ish.

Here goes nothin'! :fence:

We are not that cool. It is 85 with 65% humidity which is way better than 97 with 75% humidity.

I like my pies tart. I usually use granny smith apples.

 

[Jane Jetson]

Missy funny on YTube:

Jodi Arias tweets from jail hospital #noMakeUp - YouTube

Hilarious, YoN! Also, thanks for the tweets. She is actually a riot! But not for the reason she thinks; to me, it's because she takes herself so serious and (half) believes her own lies.

Ricki, you're lucky - the humidity here is about 800%! :scared:

Update on the pie: First, almost had DH put chili powder instead of cinnamon (to be fair, the McCormick containers for the two look identical :blushing. Also, might have forgotten the sugar altogether if I hadn't seen it on the crust mix box! :floorlaugh: (I have a bad habit of "skimming" recipes.)

 

[Ricki]

Hilarious, YoN! Also, thanks for the tweets. She is actually a riot! But not for the reason she thinks; to me, it's because she takes herself so serious and (half) believes her own lies.

Ricki, you're lucky - the humidity here is about 800%! :scared:

Update on the pie: First, almost had DH put chili powder instead of cinnamon (to be fair, the McCormick containers for the two look identical :blushing. Also, might have forgotten the sugar altogether if I hadn't seen it on the crust mix box! :floorlaugh: (I have a bad habit of "skimming" recipes.)

Hmm, chili powder would made for one interesting pie and a heck of a surprise. Glad you caught that in time.

 

[Jane Jetson]

Hmm, chili powder would made for one interesting pie and a heck of a surprise. Glad you caught that in time.

Actually DH caught it, but, yes, it would have been...interesting. I know there are a lot of intrepid souls on the cooking shows that put "heat" in their recipes, but I'm not one that goes for too much spiciness.

Just maybe, though, if we have put chili powder AND sugar, that might have been...somewhat edible?

 

[YESorNO]

Hilarious, YoN! Also, thanks for the tweets. She is actually a riot! But not for the reason she thinks; to me, it's because she takes herself so serious and (half) believes her own lies.

Ricki, you're lucky - the humidity here is about 800%! :scared:

Update on the pie: First, almost had DH put chili powder instead of cinnamon (to be fair, the McCormick containers for the two look identical :blushing. Also, might have forgotten the sugar altogether if I hadn't seen it on the crust mix box! :floorlaugh: (I have a bad habit of "skimming" recipes.)

Evening Jane. Here's great recipe for you:
A great fruit cake recipe
You'll need the following:
a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky. Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to bed.

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