Trial Catch-Phrases /Bloopers,Baezisms and just plain funny MERGED

[EGirl]

Dr. Vass to Jose Baez: "I don't think you understand what's happening here."


Best quote of the trial so far for me. I literally laughed out loud when he said this!

 

[pipkins]

Baez to Tony L

" ...and it is correct is it not that you and Casey Anthony phoned each other all through the day, that you texted each other at all hours and when you were together you rang each other all the time ...Am I not correct?"

Tony....errr um if we were together we wouldnt have phoned!!

 

[BigFatMommyDog]

Are we allowed to include WSers comments during the trial? If so, one of the funniest moments for me was when ICA took "ill", and Dr. Fessel commented, "Give that girl a snort of chloroform and let's get this show on the road!"

:floorlaugh:

ahem, piggybacking off Mountain_Kat's post here...

(paraphrased...)

CM up to bat - Dr. Fessel says: What's wrong Uncle Jesse? Bo and Luke in jail for runnin' moonshine again?

Sleuth5 - that's (big green binder) a list of all the people in north america who are not chemists..

 

[complex]

Dr. G: We look at all the accidental drownings for instance, in my jurisdiction, we systematically went through those, 100% EMS is called immediately when the child is found.

Cheney: Well, that has nothing to do with this case, now does it.

 

[AbbieNormal]

ONLY YOU AND YOU ALONE

I swear, I want a tshirt w/ HHJP's pic on it and these words around his pic.

 

[suzihawk]

ONLY YOU AND YOU ALONE

I swear, I want a tshirt w/ HHJP's pic on it and these words around his pic.

Along this same line, sorta...

HHJP: recross, Mr. Baeezz - to these issues and these issues alone.

He has to remind Baez every time that he's not to start his entire cross all over again. :banghead:

 

[Mamabear1963]

I know these have already been stated but I am feeling snarky...

SA: Objection

HHJP: Sustained

JB: You don't understand...(eye roll)

HHJP: SUSTAINED. continue Mister Baez


and the good ole...

Miiista Baeeeez...(I think I hear this one in my sleep)

 

[Mamabear1963]

I think the other memorable thing in this trial is the number of times the DT asks a question and gets the wrong or unexpected answer...

I would love someone to do a clip segment with all of them spliced together...

the shocked "oh" of CM..especially during Dr. G's testimony

 

[myredpony]

My favourite (so far) was when Ricardo Morales was on the stand. Baez was trying to show that Caylee was a great child because Casey was such a great mother.

Morales: (about Caylee) "...she could count to 40 in Spanish."

Baez: (with smug look) "And...who taught her that?"

Morales: "Dora the Explorer."

The look on Baez face was priceless. I'd give anything for a screen shot of that!

 

[pipkins]

JP - "Missstah Byazzz - I will work you on Saturday if I have to"




...what sayeth the defense?

 

[jane the dood]

"Mistah BYEEZZZZZZ..."

I love this guy!

 

[Mamabear1963]

And again...

JB: You are not a Chemist are you Dr. Vass

(no but JB he has had more Chemistry courses than you ever dreamed of)

 

[Oldsoul2]

Mason: “When you looked at the pictures, was the mandible [jawbone] there or not?"
Garavaglia: “The mandible was there. It was there on x-ray and it was there in pictures.”
Mason: “Who placed the mandible there?”
Garavaglia: “God.”

Go Garavaglia! What a <modsnip>...Mason do you have your own show?

 

[~PrinceSSa~]

The Law is the Law
The Facts are the Facts

 

[catnron]

"Mistah BYEEZZZZZZ..."

I love this guy!

I would love to just squeez his cheeks, so darn cute he is.

 

[Sabrina2011]

My favourite (so far) was when Ricardo Morales was on the stand. Baez was trying to show that Caylee was a great child because Casey was such a great mother.

Morales: (about Caylee) "...she could count to 40 in Spanish."

Baez: (with smug look) "And...who taught her that?"

Morales: "Dora the Explorer."

The look on Baez face was priceless. I'd give anything for a screen shot of that!

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :great:

 

[Sabrina2011]

Originally Posted by complex
Dr. G: We look at all the accidental drownings for instance, in my jurisdiction, we systematically went through those, 100% EMS is called immediately when the child is found.

Cheney: Well, that has nothing to do with this case, now does it.

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ROFL ok i can't read anymore I hurt LOLL:floorlaugh:

 

[Robinez]

My favorite:

"I think she's guilty!"

Who said that? TIA

TC, Robin

 

[Boots-OK]

CM to Dr. G as he greeted her before cross examination:

(in a rather condescending manner) "Are you okay?"
I just find that hilarious since she sliced and diced him and left him speechless....

Wish Dr. G could have asked him when she was finished "Are you okay?"

 

[Mamabear1963]

From our own WS Ssejors: My daughter wears all different sizes of clothes. If they fit they fit. Who cares what the label says. Jb is obviously not a parent.

LOL it just made me giggle...I could probably list a lot of other things he is not...but:innocent: