His defence could always be
Certainly not a peephole sir, I was merely conducting a survey, observing the simulation of human movement, the interaction between the occupants while performing their activities and the utilisation of space capacity in the bathroom next door.
Would the jury fall for it or think Space Cadet?
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I think that defence would be tame compared with what LP might come up with, if faced with the same situation.
"Well I was just checking what fonts they used on the medicine bottles in their bathroom cabinet to assist in my research about Greeks and their willies.."