OK OK, I'll concede. I think Travis should have texted this to Jodie instead of ranting: (such verbal abuse!)
Sure sweetie pie, I'm not least bit upset that you hacked into my computer, my FB or my bank account. My little cupcake, I wasn't even the least bit irritated that you ruined my car and couldn't send me payments as you promised. And dear, I think it's so cute that you crawl through Nep's doggie door, managing to be in my house uninvited on many occassions. BTW, I dearly loved the letter you sent Lisa telling her she is bound for whoredom! I even giggled a bit! And don't worry luv, Triple A took care of the tires you ruined (more than once) so no prob! But, I do need to tell you that you spooked that girl on the couch of mine when you were peeping through my window, wow, that was classic! You should have seen her face! LOL I know, I know, we should be 'exclusively dating' but we did break up a year ago and I thought that might be ok with you if I date someone else. Did you tell me hon that you just wanted to be friends with benefits?...I thought that's what you meant.
Ok sweetie, ttys! hugs and more hugs!
PS. Next time dear, could you pweeze pweeze inform me when you're recording private intimite moments for blackmail? THANKS!