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I learned that when you have a conga line of dead pets and your dogs start acting lethargic, don't think "bamboo shoots" or google chlorophyll. Go right to chloroform and spell it right. And hide the duct tape.
(My idea for a title of the next book written on this case is Sex, Lies, and Duct Tape).
That Henkel duct tape is made in Ohio.
Incidentally, so are Graco baby products which are sold at Target. (coincidence? I think not!)
Also the home of Smuckers![]()
What on earth was that line of questioning about? Is the Henkel duct tape only sold in Ohio? Did JB imply that GA brought it from Ohio with him when they moved? Do people usually know or care where their duct tape is manufactured? Is there a choice of duct tapes from each state in the duct tape store and you have to pick your state?
I learned that I should never flip off Jeff Ashton in HHJP's presence, but I'm secretly wondering if I could have gotten away with it if I would have flipped off Baez.![]()
I wonder if TGI Friday's has an "early bird" special?:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
I learned that ---> this <--- is sign language for "I'm not doing anything on the 4th of July. Any suggestions?" I also learned that TGI Friday's employees are pretty bad at math. ($15k/ann, monthly expenses $1.2k/mo, ~$700 magically appears for court fines?) Furthermore, I learned who Orange County's next meeder reeder is probably going to be.
As an aside, when Birdman was asked why he did this thing, he answered "I don't really know." I thanked my lucky stars it hadn't ever occurred to me do to something similar, as I would have been physically incapable of resisting the urge to say, "Your Honor, I was grieving." To bring this aside back around to the main point of this thread, I learned that I'd probably have ended up with 4 Felony counts of contempt, fines in excess of $5,000, and more charges for having laughed myself to the point of piddling on the court room's carpet.
I learned that JB thinks the truth as stated in work timesheets is prejudicial -- even if the timesheets support the testimony he elicited from a witness.
I learned Baez's laws of motions: "For each and every State question, there is an equal and opposite flurry of sidebars."
I learned the jury whoops it up back in the jury room, and that MSM journalists in the court room can hear them. And that they're jealous.
I learned that when I'm in my office, listening to the trial on headphones and howling with laughter at something, my children put on headphones of their own to drown me out. Apparently they've been doing this for a couple weeks. I only just caught them at it.
I voted An Emu Would Have Known The Prosecution Would Get To Use CA's Work Records. (I always vote Emu).
I also learned that Bird Flipper Guy said he didn't know why he gave Mr. Ashton the courtesy of that gesture of affection. What he should have said was "Your Honor, it was an accident that snowballed out of control!"
I learned that someone should be hiring counselor Emu! Who else is better prepared to defend someone for flipping the bird!
EMU POWER
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I learned from watching live streaming on the 6 pm news that Tony Pipitone got the sidebar transcripts from the other day when HHJP asked the DT to explain their theory/strategy. HHJP held the release of that particular transcript until the DT rested their case.
Apparently at sidebar, LDB threatened the DT that if they planned to attack the A family and their characters, that she would consider that fair game for her to present the dozens and dozens of checks that ICA stole and forged on CA's accounts, and others - since the DT had opened that door.
Pipitone said that yesterday, he and other media - and the DT - noticed LDB sitting at her table while testimony was going on, slowly going through a stack of checks - one at a time. He said everyone wondered what she was doing. But the DT obviously knew.
Now that he has the transcript, he thinks she was sending a silent warning to the DT that she WOULD call their bluff.
Have I said today how much I adore LDB? She is one smart cookie and apparently a talented poker player! :great:
What on earth was that line of questioning about? Is the Henkel duct tape only sold in Ohio? Did JB imply that GA brought it from Ohio with him when they moved? Do people usually know or care where their duct tape is manufactured? Is there a choice of duct tapes from each state in the duct tape store and you have to pick your state?
The stupid thing about showing GA with the duct tape is that KC would have had access to it too! :banghead:
What on earth was that line of questioning about? Is the Henkel duct tape only sold in Ohio? Did JB imply that GA brought it from Ohio with him when they moved? Do people usually know or care where their duct tape is manufactured? Is there a choice of duct tapes from each state in the duct tape store and you have to pick your state?
:floorlaugh:I learned from watching live streaming on the 6 pm news that Tony Pipitone got the sidebar transcripts from the other day when HHJP asked the DT to explain their theory/strategy. HHJP held the release of that particular transcript until the DT rested their case.
Apparently at sidebar, LDB threatened the DT that if they planned to attack the A family and their characters, that she would consider that fair game for her to present the dozens and dozens of checks that ICA stole and forged on CA's accounts, and others - since the DT had opened that door.
Pipitone said that yesterday, he and other media - and the DT - noticed LDB sitting at her table while testimony was going on, slowly going through a stack of checks - one at a time. He said everyone wondered what she was doing. But the DT obviously knew.
Now that he has the transcript, he thinks she was sending a silent warning to the DT that she WOULD call their bluff.
Have I said today how much I adore LDB? She is one smart cookie and apparently a talented poker player! :great:
I learned from watching live streaming on the 6 pm news that Tony Pipitone got the sidebar transcripts from the other day when HHJP asked the DT to explain their theory/strategy. HHJP held the release of that particular transcript until the DT rested their case.
Apparently at sidebar, LDB threatened the DT that if they planned to attack the A family and their characters, that she would consider that fair game for her to present the dozens and dozens of checks that ICA stole and forged on CA's accounts, and others - since the DT had opened that door.
Pipitone said that yesterday, he and other media - and the DT - noticed LDB sitting at her table while testimony was going on, slowly going through a stack of checks - one at a time. He said everyone wondered what she was doing. But the DT obviously knew.
Now that he has the transcript, he thinks she was sending a silent warning to the DT that she WOULD call their bluff.
Have I said today how much I adore LDB? She is one smart cookie and apparently a talented poker player! :great: