OMFG. They might as well word a motion like this:
Dear Judge, I mean, your Honor:
Please just give us everything, bend all of the rules, and let us do all the digging and fishing we want. It's only fair we get to do this since we have no other way to defend our client. And our experts are so special, they need to look all evidence with no one else present but us so we can all get our stories straight, er defend our client's needs to the fullest.
P.S. Please don't be mad that Andrea left. We didn't like her anyway, and the ruffle shirts had to go, I mean, we are sorry to part ways, but it better serves our client's interests that she is no longer a part of this case in an official capacity, just as a consultant.
P.P.S. Jeff Ashton and Linda Drane-Burdick are big meanies, er, they aren't being fair at all to our client's interests so just pass this motion even though they tell you nothing but mistruths, we mean please pass this motion and disregard the argument of the SA.
P.P.P.S. Sorry for the confusion, we don't have our slaves, I mean Depaul law students, to write, no help us, with our motions anymore.
Signed,
Jose B. Good and Mason "Foghorn Leghorn" Cheney
I mean seriously! What will be next? I have a feeling HHJP is going to do a lot of glaring tomorrow...