AZlawyer
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UMMMMMMM :twocents: any possibility that this might be another area of the law that "the" Esquire :loser:: Pick one answer: a. cut most classes
b. slept thru classes
c. fornicated thru classes
d. flunked the course
e. all of the above
:truce: IF and WHEN the Bar absolves him of the most recent complaint and IF he makes it thru this case with his ticket "intact", he's running out of areas of practice. criminal...not so much ('cept his own!)
financial...duh, (see above)
estate planning..huh? (it's that plan ahead that foils him!)
civil anything...ummm, nope (he's NOT civilized, but does have thumbs!)
family law....D.I.V.O.R.C.E (from the DIY for yourself book)
MOB rep.....YEAH, there's a future!
:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:
I had a lady walk into my office recently (no appointment) and asked if I represented the mob. Since she was clearly INSANE :crazy: the receptionist was freaked out and came running back to ask if she could hide in the copy room while I talked to the CRAZY person. :waitasec:
Turns out the reason she wanted to know is because she wanted to see if I would have a conflict of interest in suing the mob for KIDNAPPING HER BRAIN!!

I told her I did not, personally, specialize in mob brain-napping cases, but I was QUITE sure they could help her at the offices of the State Bar, across the street. :floorlaugh:
Then I went back to the copy room to tell the receptionist the coast was clear. :truce: