Story time
Libertyland
Once upon a time there was a country called Libertyland. It was a comparatively young country, and its founding fathers had written its constitution with the aim of protecting its citizens against the oppression of its rulers. Several amendments were added, one of which guaranteeing its citizens the right to own means of transport.
This made a lot of sense: with a horse you could go farther than walking, and with a carriage you could transport goods and people. You could work more efficiently on your farm, you could visit your family, you could decide to leave and seek fortune elsewhere – you were free.
Time passed, and motor vehicles arrived. Bigger and faster means of transport! Wonderful! The bigger the better! In some parts of Libertyland the norm was to own several enormous means of transport. There were shops and fairs everywhere where you could buy as many means of transport as you could afford.
However, some of these new means of transport proved to be dangerous. There were no regulations, you see, because you could not regulate the constitutional liberty of owning means of transport, and it meant everyone could buy and drive these means of transport. So not only there were a lot of accidents, but also people with a grief against society would suddenly decide to drive their mean of transport into crowds, killing dozens of people.Slowly, these mass slaughters became more and more frequent.
The rest of the world stood and stared in disbelief.
Even some Libertylanders protested,arguing that the founding fathers never meant this, and that in other countries people had means of transport too, but mass homicides were the exception and not a regular occurence. The only difference between Libertyland and these countries was that these countries had a few regulations: you could freely own basic means of transport suchas bicycles; means of transport such as mopeds had to be registeredand insured; and bigger means of transport necessitated not only registration and insurance but you also had to pass an exam to make sure you were able to drive them. Armored means of transport whose only purpose was to kill as many people as fastly as possible were illegal.
Of course, those loonies were dismissed and ridiculed because seriously are you a red-blooded Libertylander or a crisis actor and a beta male and you snowflake crawl back to your safe space.
Thankfully the powerful and oh-so-rich (because of all the money donated by the means of transport industry) National Mean of Transport Association found the solution: everyone, without exception, had to have several bigger and sturdier means oftransport, because only a good guy with a bigger mean of transport could block a bad guy with a mean of transport and then everybody would live happily ever after.
The End :happydance: