So, I have to say again, kudos to the Bunk for a brilliant experiment with the Sharpie. It now seems amazing that we have not discussed this before, because it is incredibly damning IMO.
We are to believe that the "Intruder" not only broke into the house without leaving a trace of having done so, on Christmas Day when his abscence would almost certainly be noted, he then decided to write the War and Peace of Ransom Notes on the Ramsey's notepad using an instrument that few of us would use for anything other than labeling, and many wouldn't even use for that.
I would never, ever attempt to write a letter, note or any kind of correspondance with a Sharpie They run and smudge like crazy. Yet, based on the number of them in the house, Patsy routinely used them. What are the odds that the mystery "intruder" shares Patsy's prefernce for Sharpies?
I would guess the odds are about the same as they are that there ever was a mysterious intruder. None.
Thanks. All the credit goes to my wife though. She was the one who suggested trying it.
Some other thoughts we had in this experiment:
1. I can understand why Patsy would use the sharpie, even though it could connect to her. She probably thought that by using a marker, she could hide her handwriting better than if she used a regular pen or a pencil. Most people don't know that your handwriting can still be traced even if you attempt to hide it. Even the Zodiac Killer attempted to hide his handwriting, but even the handwriting experts said they would be able to match his handwriting if they found an example. This is why they had no problems writing the letter with their own material. They figured that the police would never be able to match Patsy's handwriting to the faked handwriting on the Ransom note.
2. When a couple attempts to write a letter, it's customary to have the wife write it. Whether it be thank you notes, letters to a loved one, christmas cards...it's my wife that writes them! Mostly because like the majority of men, my handwriting is horrendous. I could easily see John simply tasking Patsy with writing the Ransom note, because that's always what she did when they needed to write something. Also I think John thought Patsy could fake her handwriting better than he could.
3. In one line, the writer adds not via a carat to "the two gentleman do...(not) like you" Why would someone who's supposed to hate John Ramsey so much make such an obvious error? It's not the type of error you would make written fast or transposing words. It's almost like the writer had a Freudian slip and let loose his real feelings about John Ramsey. That the writer doesn't hate him...but actually loves him. Add that to the "we respect your business" and "grow a brain" line...this writer does not seem to hate John Ramsey that much to warrant killing his daughter out of revenge.
4. Both my wife and I asked this question to each other: "Why write such a bad ransom note?". This4 is especially puzzling from the IDI perspective, since this guy had so much time to write as many as he wanted. While time was taken in preparing the note, it seems there was no time to write a final draft. It made us wonder whether this note was ever proofread? Was it possible that John first saw the note while Patsy was making the 911 call? Perhaps that is what forced John to have to do some last minute improvising in relation to JonBenet's body.
5. One of the reasons why this note was probably so bad, was that it was dictated by one person and "translated" by another. Sometimes in dictation, one person expresses his ideas on what he wants to say and then leaves the writer the leeway to write in more "official" language. Kind of like how a language translator uses discretion sometimes to express the subject in a more appropriate way. I think this is how the Ransom note was composed. One person gave an idea of a ransom note that was probably more suitable, but the writer translated it into language that they themselves would use. From the IDI perspective, John had a "rougher" ransom note in mind, but Patsy translated it just like she would an office memo. It's like if the Rapper 50 cent wrote a song for Clay Aiken to sing. The style would be lost in translation. What you would get would be a song that made no sense in terms of tone and composition. That tonal shift is what makes the Ransom note so bizarre.