SIDEBAR #17- Arias/Alexander forum

[daisymae]

I was wondering the same. Keep getting database error.

Me too. What causes this?

 

[YESorNO]

Finally!!!!!!
Evening everyone.

 

[daisymae]

Finally!!!!!!
Evening everyone.

Shalom, Y/N It's very slow in here.

 

[Ricki]

Me too. What causes this?

I have no idea. The last time I got that error the Arias trial was going on and we could not get on for hours.

 

[Ricki]

Look at the feet :scared:
Don't think I want one :floorlaugh:

Thanks Y/N :rockon:

That little guys claws look like they can do some damage to a body.

 

[YESorNO]

Shalom, Y/N It's very slow in here.

Maybe people tried to get in and have given up :scared:

 

[YESorNO]

Well, here's some funnies for us:


Neighbors
A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago.
Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One Day, the man asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning.
They went down to the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing. After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up or down."
Being nice, he wanted to let her decide. The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex.
After a while, they redressed and resumed fishing. Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced.
That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would like to go fishing again the next day. The woman agreed. A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river.
As they came across that first fork in the river, the hopeful Man asked the lady, "Up or down."
"Down," the woman replied. A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing, they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man asked
"Up," the woman said.
"Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that question, you took all your clothes off and we had passionate sex. What's going on?"
"Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said 'f*ck or Drown!'"

Farts
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Preventing Disease
Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water.
In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this." Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working. I haven't had a cold all winter!"

Revenge
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer, and the bartender says, "That'll be four cents, please."
The guy nearly spits out his beer. "Four cents?!" he says in amazement. "How much for a plate of fish and chips with extra mashed potatoes and gravy and a side order of peas?"
"Eleven cents," says the bartender.
The customer says he's going to recommend this place to all of his friends because of the low prices. "Wow!" he exclaims. "Where's the manager so I can thank him for these low prices and shake his hand?"
"Upstairs," says the bartender, "with my wife."
"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" the customer asks.
"Same thing I'm doing to his bar and his money," the bartender calmly replies.

 

[daisymae]

time for a sammich ... brb

 

[Mollyandme]

yea, i think a lot of people are in the Alexis Murphy thread too. also, andrea sneiderman is now in verdict watch..the jury is coming back tmw at 8 30 am

 

[daisymae]

Well, here's some funnies for us:


Neighbors
A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago.
Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One Day, the man asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next morning.
They went down to the river at the time they decided the next day, and began fishing. After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up or down."
Being nice, he wanted to let her decide. The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex.
After a while, they redressed and resumed fishing. Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river. Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced.
That evening, upon arriving home, the man asked the woman if she would like to go fishing again the next day. The woman agreed. A little after 6 a.m. the next morning, they got to the river.
As they came across that first fork in the river, the hopeful Man asked the lady, "Up or down."
"Down," the woman replied. A little surprised, the man headed that way. After a morning of fishing, they got to another fork. "Up or down," the man asked
"Up," the woman said.
"Wait a minute," the man said. "Yesterday, when I asked that question, you took all your clothes off and we had passionate sex. What's going on?"
"Well," the woman replied, "yesterday, I forgot my hearing aid and I thought you said 'f*ck or Drown!'"

Farts
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Preventing Disease
Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water.
In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this." Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working. I haven't had a cold all winter!"

Revenge
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of beer, and the bartender says, "That'll be four cents, please."
The guy nearly spits out his beer. "Four cents?!" he says in amazement. "How much for a plate of fish and chips with extra mashed potatoes and gravy and a side order of peas?"
"Eleven cents," says the bartender.
The customer says he's going to recommend this place to all of his friends because of the low prices. "Wow!" he exclaims. "Where's the manager so I can thank him for these low prices and shake his hand?"
"Upstairs," says the bartender, "with my wife."
"What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" the customer asks.
"Same thing I'm doing to his bar and his money," the bartender calmly replies.

All good ones!!!:floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

 

[daisymae]

the life of the party and 1 troublemaker are here ... wake up peeps!

 

[daisymae]

Lambchop - can you explain slow servers and what causes them to be sooooo slow?

 

[YESorNO]

I've been trying to find the long-range prediction for this coming Winter. The weather here this past few weeks have been just like Fall weather and I'm worried about the coming Winter. I'm having a hard time finding this info.

 

[Ricki]

I've been trying to find the long-range prediction for this coming Winter. The weather here this past few weeks have been just like Fall weather and I'm worried about the coming Winter. I'm having a hard time finding this info.

It's been cool in the NE, at least by my standards. I remember when August use to be very hot and humid, and into September.
I don't know how reliable foretasted predictions are, but here is one.

http://powderchasers.com/forecasts/long-range-forecast-winter-20132014

If I may ask, what state are you in?

 

[YESorNO]

It's been cool in the NE, at least by my standards. I remember when August use to be very hot and humid, and into September.
I don't know how reliable foretasted predictions are, but here is one.

http://powderchasers.com/forecasts/long-range-forecast-winter-20132014

If I may ask, what state are you in?

Evening Ricki :seeya:

New York State

 

[YESorNO]

Ricki
The link doesn't work for me.

 

[Ricki]

Evening Ricki :seeya:

New York State

Well, Hello there from CT.

Let me try that again and get another link. You can compare.

http://powderchasers.com/forecasts/long-range-forecast-winter-20132014

http://snowbrains.com/north-american-201314-winter-weather-forecast-from-noaa/

http://weatheradvance.com/preliminary-winter-2013-2014-winter-outlook/

http://northeaststormcenter.com/2013-2014-preliminary-winter-outlook-2/

I am not looking forward to winter. Don't like cold or the snow.

 

[YESorNO]

Well, Hello there from CT.

Let me try that again and get another link. You can compare.

http://powderchasers.com/forecasts/long-range-forecast-winter-20132014

http://snowbrains.com/north-american-201314-winter-weather-forecast-from-noaa/

http://weatheradvance.com/preliminary-winter-2013-2014-winter-outlook/

http://northeaststormcenter.com/2013-2014-preliminary-winter-outlook-2/

I am not looking forward to winter. Don't like cold or the snow.

I don't like too much snow, either :scared: It's hard to drive in it, at least for me. When I lived in PA, the snow was nothing- when it snowed 2-3" people would run out for extra milk :floorlaugh:
The northeastadvance website prediction doesn't sound too good to me:
=========================================================
we are currently in, a negative phase. When we have a negative PDO that means us in the Northeast could see an active winter...
This guidance is predicting a Negative PDO for the months of December, January and February. If this were to come true we would more than likely see once again another active winter.
=========================================================
Bah!! :stormingmad:
Thanks for the websites, Ricki. :seeya:

 

[neesaki]

time for a sammich ... brb

:giggle: That just struck me funny, daisy. Brought back memories of the X-files. The episode where Mulder and Skully are on an assignment, pretending to be husband and wife, and Mulder just casually says to Skully, "Woman, make me a sandwich". Oh, the look Skully gave him when he said that. Woohoo! :scared:

 

[YESorNO]

I'm watching The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit with Gregory Peck.
I think he's the most dreamiest man :heartbeat: :luv: :crush:
His nose is just perfect (and so's the rest of him :blushing: :floorlaugh