Aww! Now I know what my dog is really thinking! I really had to laugh about the doggie toy. My dog tempts me with her toys then turns her head so I can't take it from her.
What I thinkis to funny is when another person walks in my house (any person) even someone she doesn't know she runs around the house looking for a welcome in the home gift. So they might get a sock, toy, shoe, piece of paper, mail etc... But the thing about this is she doesn't play keep away with the item she finds. They get to have it, I guess it's her way of a house warming gift.