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  • #801
It's TGIF night 2015 y'all. The sunset's at 7:57pm here in the metroplex. Shalom to my Jewish friends

[video=youtu;XNww2ABh_yQ]http://youtu.be/XNww2ABh_yQ[/video]
 
  • #802
I knew that Tricia was putting this together - a Calendar of the Trials on WS:

http://www.websleuths.com/forums/calendar.php?c=1

I don't know "how" that works, if you (us) can add trials or need a Mod to do it - ?? - :waitasec:

But a GREAT idea!! I am definitely bookmarking this one! :D

Zuri = you are SO kind! :hug: I was going to suggest we ALL go to Switzerland and trip around!! But than again, I haven't been to too many states in the U.S. But Switzerland is SO beautiful!!

Okay - off to read my :book:

Later! :seeya:

Thanks for the heads up on the calendar. a great idea! I see there is a link to it at the top of the page... just under FORUM / Blogs, in the middle of that blue bar.
 
  • #803
Niner, thanks for the calendar link! What a great idea!

Thanks for the heads up on the calendar. a great idea! I see there is a link to it at the top of the page... just under FORUM / Blogs, in the middle of that blue bar.

I was looking around trying to figure out how to add it to my subscriptions, then I noticed the direct link. Another great reference tool!
 
  • #804
Don't worry, I would drive you all...
and I think we can all feel safe as we already have a commander, an adventurer, an advocate, a mediator, a sentinel, and a campaigner on board - haha, this would be a funny movie - anyone would write the scenario?
You could, GigiG, couldn't you???

[/QUOTE=Jasper52]: Well great, that's settled then! I agree, Gigi would do an awesome job. Now all we need is the Champagne!!![/QUOTE]

Not sure how to do the multiple post response, but thanks Susza and Jasper for your confidence in my abilities. Your posts made me laugh! What the hey, I'm just the "Advocate," (whatever that means).

But the funny thing is that writing a screenplay has always been one of my dreams!!! I think if our (not-so) little group took some kind of extended cross-country road trip, it would provide unlimited material for a comedy. I'm thinking "Bridesmaids" but with an older cast.

So here goes:

A gaggle of (mostly) middle-aged women, from all walks of life, from all over the country (+Canada, and Switzerland?), having little in common except for an obsessive interest in a murder trial in which almost none of them have any relationship with the actual participants, take a road trip. Along the way they share obscure household tips, recipes, experiences as parents, etc., as they set a Guinness World Record for number of yard sales and flea markets visited in one month.

On the champagne-fueled bus ride, empty seats start filling up with all sorts of kitschy stuff, taking up more and more space. Initially, humor rules the day as jokes and stories are shared. But as the women begin to share their personal stories, including heart-wrenching admissions about personal tragedies, failures and regrets, emotions start to run high.

Then, in a pivotal role, there's Hatfield, the one GUY crazy enough to join the hens on this improbable journey, giving some sage advice. At the end of the day, we love him even more, and thank him for his comforting words.

Final scene:

Hatfield getting off the bus as we all shower him with hugs and kisses. He smiles and waves as he makes his way to his car and his wife, who's been patiently awaiting his return.

As we all stand around smiling and waving good bye, he throws his luggage and flea market finds into the back seat of his car. His wife asks him how his trip went. He tells her, "Remember on our honeymoon when I told you there'd never be any other women in my life?" His wife smiles nervously and nods. He responds: "Then why the hell didn't you remind me of that before letting me go off with those crazy WS women?!"

###
 
  • #805
My horses are vaccinated for rabies because of the raccoon and possum rabid population. They get Potomac Horse Fever vaccine too along with the 4 in 1 and strangles as I have been there, done that. Your horses and dogs have the perfect living environment and probably don't need half the ones mine get, if any. Look how well the EHV1 vaccine worked with my mares resulting in the loss of two fillies. The Fort Dodge people are supposed to reimburse me for the necropsies, and I have yet to see a check. Some of this preventative stuff is ridiculous.

Zuri, you know I totally support you and am confident that you give your horses the best care possible, but I do want to dispel the common myth that 'possums carry rabies.


From the Humane Society:

People often mistake the open-mouth hissing and drooling behavior of opossums as a sign of rabies. However, this is just a bluffing behavior that opossums use as a defense mechanism and does not indicate a sick animal. In fact, rabies is extremely rare in opossums, perhaps because they have a lower body temperature than other warm-blooded animals.


I have a thing about getting the truth out about 'possums. They might not be the cutest or most lovable looking creatures, but they are really harmless and actually do a lot of good. Also, they are unique to NA, so we should really show them the respect they deserve...

Again, from the Humane Society:

Opossums usually don't get into garbage cans or gardens, but they might stop to clean up the mess left by other wayward critters, and get the blame. The have been accused of killing chickens, but that happens very rarely. Most people complain about opossums just being there, rather than for any problems they cause.

Tolerance
If there is an opossum in the yard, don't worry. He is not a threat, and more than likely he will be moving on in a short while. The best way to keep them from visiting is to have tight-fitting lids on garbage cans, and not to leave any pet food outside overnight. Remember to pick up any fruit that has fallen from trees.

But far from being a nuisance, opossums can be beneficial for your garden, eating snails, slugs, insects, and sometimes even small rodents. They’ll even clean up spilled garbage as well as that fallen fruit off trees.

Opossum are not aggressive, although their open-mouth, defensive hissing may make them appear that way. But they are only bluffing and trying to look vicious as a defense. And if that doesn’t work they play dead when really scared!


Did you know?

Aside from being North America's only marsupials, here are some interesting facts about these fascinating animals:

1. Natural immunity. Opossums are mostly immune to rabies, and in fact, they are eight times less likely to carry rabies compared to wild dogs.

2. Poison control. Opossums have superpowers against snakes. They have partial or total immunity to the venom produced by rattlesnakes, cottonmouths and other pit vipers.

3. Omnivores galore. Their normal diet consists of carrion, rodents, insects, snails, slugs, birds, eggs, frogs, plants, fruits and grains. They also eat human food, table scraps, dog food and cat food. They have an unusually high need for calcium, which incites them to eat the skeletons of rodents and road kill they consume. They're the sanitation workers of the wild.

4. Smart critters. Although many people think opossums are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, there are several areas of intelligence in which they soar. For one, they have a remarkable ability to find food and to remember where it is. When tested for the ability to remember where food is, opossums scored better than rats, rabbits, cats, dogs … but not as well as humans. They also can find their way through a maze more quickly than rats and cats.

5. Pest control. Since their diet allows them to indulge on snails, slugs and beetles, they are a welcome addition to the garden. Opossums also keep rats and cockroaches at bay by competing with them for food. In fact, it’s common for opossums to kill cockroaches and rats if they find them in their territory.

6. All thumbs. The opossum has opposable "thumbs." The opossum's "thumbs" (called halux) are on its rear feet (so, technically they're toes), and abet the opossum’s formidable climbing skills. Primates and opossums are the only mammals with opposable first toes.

7. Impressive tails. They have prehensile tails which are adapted for grasping and wrapping around things like tree limbs. The opossum can hang from its tail for short periods of time, but the creature doesn’t sleep hanging from its tail, as some people think. Opossums have been observed carrying bundles of grasses and other materials by looping their tail around them; this conscious control leads many to consider the tail as a fifth appendage, like a hand.

8. Good pupils. The eyes of the opossum appear black, but what we are seeing are strongly dilated pupil; there is iris around them, it’s just mostly out of sight. The giant pupils are thought to be an adaptation to their nocturnal habits.

9. Smile! The mouth of an opossum holds an impressive 50 teeth.

10. Natural defenses. When threatened, opossums run, growl, belch, urinate and defecate. And when all else fails, they “play ‘possum" and act as if they are dead. It is an involuntary response (like fainting) rather than a conscious act. They roll over, become stiff, close their eyes (or stare off into space) and bare their teeth as saliva foams around the mouth and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from glands. The catatonic state can last for up to four hours, and has proven effective as a deterrent to predators looking for a hot meal.



Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/an...s-you-didnt-know-about-opossums#ixzz3k9mgnhjE
 
  • #806
I have never been to Louisiana, but as a foodie, have always wanted to go, just to eat.

I had no idea the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway is the world's longest bridge over a body of water (?). It's pretty low though, so I think it would be okay (not scary), kind of like the bridges linking the Florida Keys. But pictures of it are mind-blowing -- it seems to go on forever!

I have crossed the Chesapeake Bay Bridge many times, and although it gives me a little bit of anxiety, I guess I'm just used to it, plus it's worth it to get to the beach resorts. Still, I know many people who are paralyzed by fear and simply can't do it.

The worst bridge for me is the Richmond-San Rafael Bridge in the SF bay area. (I'm sure LinusK is familiar with it.) I have no problem with the Oakland Bay Bridge or the Golden Gate (except that it's sooo expensive!), but for some reason, the Richmond-San Rafael really scares me. And there is the fact that as you approach the San Rafael side, San Quentin Prison is on your left. It's actually a very pretty sight from the bridge, but then you realize what evil lies within.

Niner's old avatar had a picture of the bridge in Auburn which is soooo far above the land below it! It looks like it's in the Andes. I think that one would freak me out!


I hate driving the Dumbarton Bridge more, and there's a couple of flyovers that make me feel like I'm going to be flying off them when I drive them. Not crazy about the Oakland Bay Bridge either, but the new one-span section makes me feel more secure. I wave at Scott Peterson when I have to drive by San Quentin/Richmond-San Rafael Bridge. Makes me feel good to know he won't ever be getting out of there alive! Thanks for thinking of me. Lots going on these days- but my Cholesterol levels were great yesterday! Jazzercize is helping, even if I don't go as often as I should. Take that my former doctor, who was berating me for it!!!
 
  • #807
I hate driving the Dumbarton Bridge more, and there's a couple of flyovers that make me feel like I'm going to be flying off them when I drive them. Not crazy about the Oakland Bay Bridge either, but the new one-span section makes me feel more secure. I wave at Scott Peterson when I have to drive by San Quentin/Richmond-San Rafael Bridge. Makes me feel good to know he won't ever be getting out of there alive! Thanks for thinking of me. Lots going on these days- but my Cholesterol levels were great yesterday! Jazzercize is helping, even if I don't go as often as I should. Take that my former doctor, who was berating me for it!!!

BBM

I think about him, too, when I drive over that bridge. When I visit the East Bay area, I always stay at the Doubletree at the Berkeley Marina, which is where he threw out Laci's body. Creepy. But it also irks me that San Quentin, with its beautiful architecture and enviable location, is where we send people to "punish" them? Cognitive dissonance...

Have never driven the Dumbarton Bridge, but it does look a bit scary...

Glad you're doing so well with your cholesterol, keep up the good work! :)
 
  • #808
Not sure how to do the multiple post response, but thanks Susza and Jasper for your confidence in my abilities. They made me laugh! What the hey, I'm just the "advocate," (whatever that means).

But the funny thing is that writing a screenplay has always been one of my dreams!!! I think if our (not-so) little group took some kind of extended cross-country road trip, it would provide unlimited material for a comedy. I'm thinking "Bridesmaids" but with an older cast.

So here goes:

A gaggle of (mostly) middle-aged women, from all walks of life, from all over the country (+Canada, and Switzerland?), having little in common except for an obsessive interest in a murder trial in which almost none of them have any relationship with the actual participants, take a road trip. Along the way they share obscure household tips, recipes, experiences as parents, etc., as they set a Guinness World Record for number of yard sales and flea markets visited in one month.

On the champagne-fueled bus ride, empty seats start filling up with all sorts of kitschy stuff, taking up more and more space. Initially, humor rules the day as jokes and stories are shared. But as the women begin to share their personal stories, including heart-wrenching admissions about personal tragedies, failures and regrets, emotions start to run high.

Then, in a pivotal role, there's Hatfield, the one GUY crazy enough to join the hens on this improbable journey, giving some sage advice. At the end of the day, we love him even more, and thank him for his comforting words.

Final scene:

Hatfield getting off the bus as we all shower him with hugs and kisses. He smiles and waves as he makes his way to his car and his wife, who's been patiently awaiting his return.

As we all stand around smiling and waving good bye, he throws his luggage and flea market finds into the back seat of his car. His wife asks him how his trip went. He tells her, "Remember on our honeymoon when I told you there'd never be any other women in my life?" His wife smiles and nods. He responds: "Then why the hell didn't you remind me of that before letting me go off with those crazy WS women?!"

###

Haha, I love it - especially the final scene!

May I suggest sending the final script to inmate #281129? But, be forewarned, "it" will critique your script...............but, no worries.......you can post "it's" critique here so we can all get even more laughs!

Gigi, you should be hosting a late-night show! I'm certainly willing to throw your name into the ring for any upcoming replacements! :D
 
  • #809
Yay! An international road trip. Come along, Susza!

It doesn't have to be confined to just North America or a bus. We'd pick up everyone by bus at there doorstep, and go to gather the others and we can take a cruise to England and Europe and gather our far a way friends and see the sites, then a train to orient and we rejoin our cruise ship and start back home with a stop in Hawaii and then back to the US and then a bus that will take us home to our doorstep.

One person can describe an antique shop and what catches their eye - another tell us what they see on top of the Empire State building - another the bottoms of the Grand Canyon, another of the trip across the Atlantic Ocean through their eyes and imagination. What have you wanted to see in your life? I would love to "see" the French Alps my mother in law skied upon when she was young. It would be like describing things to a person that is blind and you want them to "see" it in the minds.

So where do we start? Who do I pick up first. DH will be driving - just tell him where we want to go and he go. He was easy to train LOL.


The bus is nicely appointed with comfortable seating. We have a half kitchen and bar and no matter how many join us there is always a seat for them.
 
  • #810
Zuri, you know I totally support you and am confident that you give your horses the best care possible, but I do want to dispel the common myth that 'possums carry rabies.


From the Humane Society:

People often mistake the open-mouth hissing and drooling behavior of opossums as a sign of rabies. However, this is just a bluffing behavior that opossums use as a defense mechanism and does not indicate a sick animal. In fact, rabies is extremely rare in opossums, perhaps because they have a lower body temperature than other warm-blooded animals.


I have a thing about getting the truth out about 'possums. They might not be the cutest or most lovable looking creatures, but they are really harmless and actually do a lot of good. Also, they are unique to NA, so we should really show them the respect they deserve...

Again, from the Humane Society:

Opossums usually don't get into garbage cans or gardens, but they might stop to clean up the mess left by other wayward critters, and get the blame. The have been accused of killing chickens, but that happens very rarely. Most people complain about opossums just being there, rather than for any problems they cause.

Tolerance
If there is an opossum in the yard, don't worry. He is not a threat, and more than likely he will be moving on in a short while. The best way to keep them from visiting is to have tight-fitting lids on garbage cans, and not to leave any pet food outside overnight. Remember to pick up any fruit that has fallen from trees.

But far from being a nuisance, opossums can be beneficial for your garden, eating snails, slugs, insects, and sometimes even small rodents. They’ll even clean up spilled garbage as well as that fallen fruit off trees.

Opossum are not aggressive, although their open-mouth, defensive hissing may make them appear that way. But they are only bluffing and trying to look vicious as a defense. And if that doesn’t work they play dead when really scared!


Did you know?

Aside from being North America's only marsupials, here some interesting facts about these fascinating animals:

1. Natural immunity. Opossums are mostly immune to rabies, and in fact, they are eight times less likely to carry rabies compared to wild dogs.

2. Poison control. Opossums have superpowers against snakes. They have partial or total immunity to the venom produced by rattlesnakes, cottonmouths and other pit vipers.

3. Omnivores galore. Their normal diet consists of carrion, rodents, insects, snails, slugs, birds, eggs, frogs, plants, fruits and grains. They also eat human food, table scraps, dog food and cat food. They have an unusually high need for calcium, which incites them to eat the skeletons of rodents and road kill they consume. They're the sanitation workers of the wild.

4. Smart critters. Although many people think opossums are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, there are several areas of intelligence in which they soar. For one, they have a remarkable ability to find food and to remember where it is. When tested for the ability to remember where food is, opossums scored better than rats, rabbits, cats, dogs … but not as well as humans. They also can find their way through a maze more quickly than rats and cats.

5. Pest control. Since their diet allows them to indulge on snails, slugs and beetles, they are a welcome addition to the garden. Opossums also keep rats and cockroaches at bay by competing with them for food. In fact, it’s common for opossums to kill cockroaches and rats if they find them in their territory.

6. All thumbs. The opossum has opposable "thumbs." The opossum's "thumbs" (called halux) are on its rear feet (so, technically they're toes), and abet the opossum’s formidable climbing skills. Primates and opossums are the only mammals with opposable first toes.

7. Impressive tails. They have prehensile tails which are adapted for grasping and wrapping around things like tree limbs. The opossum can hang from its tail for short periods of time, but the creature doesn’t sleep hanging from its tail, as some people think. Opossums have been observed carrying bundles of grasses and other materials by looping their tail around them; this conscious control leads many to consider the tail as a fifth appendage, like a hand.

8. Good pupils. The eyes of the opossum appear black, but what we are seeing are strongly dilated pupil; there is iris around them, it’s just mostly out of sight. The giant pupils are thought to be an adaptation to their nocturnal habits.

9. Smile! The mouth of an opossum holds an impressive 50 teeth.

10. Natural defenses. When threatened, opossums run, growl, belch, urinate and defecate. And when all else fails, they “play ‘possum" and act as if they are dead. It is an involuntary response (like fainting) rather than a conscious act. They roll over, become stiff, close their eyes (or stare off into space) and bare their teeth as saliva foams around the mouth and a foul-smelling fluid is secreted from glands. The catatonic state can last for up to four hours, and has proven effective as a deterrent to predators looking for a hot meal.



Read more: http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/an...s-you-didnt-know-about-opossums#ixzz3k9mgnhjE


DH had a baby possum in his trap this morning. Critters and things are starting to move in early this year.
 
  • #811
Is anyone here on the Florida east coast? Be careful ... Erika is heading your way. Not sure where she will land yet.
 
  • #812
DH had a baby possum in his trap this morning. Critters and things are starting to move in early this year.


Awww, I feel so bad for it. Please be kind. Let it go back to its family. It won't do any harm to you, your property or pets. :)
 
  • #813
It doesn't have to be confined to just North America or a bus. We'd pick up everyone by bus at there doorstep, and go to gather the others and we can take a cruise to England and Europe and gather our far a way friends and see the sites, then a train to orient and we rejoin our cruise ship and start back home with a stop in Hawaii and then back to the US and then a bus that will take us home to our doorstep.

One person can describe an antique shop and what catches their eye - another tell us what they see on top of the Empire State building - another the bottoms of the Grand Canyon, another of the trip across the Atlantic Ocean through their eyes and imagination. What have you wanted to see in your life? I would love to "see" the French Alps my mother in law skied upon when she was young. It would be like describing things to a person that is blind and you want them to "see" it in the minds.

So where do we start? Who do I pick up first. DH will be driving - just tell him where we want to go and he go. He was easy to train LOL.


The bus is nicely appointed with comfortable seating. We have a half kitchen and bar and no matter how many join us there is always a seat for them.

Does the bus have Wi-Fi like mega bus so we can follow Websleuths while traveling? :p
 
  • #814
Does the bus have Wi-Fi like mega bus so we can follow Websleuths while traveling? :p

With all this talk, we may be required to provide a breath analysis and chocolate count before we are allowed to post here! :D
 
  • #815
Omg :hilarious: You guys are all such fun!! Gigi, that is a great description. Poor Hatfield, didn't think far enough ahead to know what was in store for an only guy amongst us.

If I could pick just one place in the entire world, I would love to see New Zealand.

The chocolate count is going to be extremely high, I am stockpiling it already. Dark chocolate, chocolate covered strawberries (gotta have our fruit), white chocolate, chocolate covered nuts (fiber, you know). Can we stop for an occasional chocolate milkshake, please? I need my calcium.

Off to to bed to dream of our trip. Carry on..... sweet dreams to all.
 
  • #816
New Zealand sounds wonderful. Let's put it on our itinerary. We can hop over and see the dinosaur fossils in Australia too. Do we have any scuba divers?
Or mountain climbers?

I love this video. Not to insult anyone, but I don't think any of us are old ( IIRC Nore is in this age range) as these ladies; it's the kindred spirit we have in common.


[video=youtu;gXnDGEM2oOg]http://youtu.be/gXnDGEM2oOg[/video]
 
  • #817
Haha, I love it - especially the final scene!

May I suggest sending the final script to inmate #281129? But, be forewarned, "it" will critique your script...............but, no worries.......you can post "it's" critique here so we can all get even more laughs!

Gigi, you should be hosting a late-night show! I'm certainly willing to throw your name into the ring for any upcoming replacements! :D

Jasper, you're so sweet. Thank you for your kind words. :)
 
  • #818
I am coming to get you Susza! You are welcome here anytime for however long you want to stay. You can use my home as a base and travel to your heart's content!

Zuri - SOOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEET!!!! Thank you so much! I'll see what trip will be possible without making my dear old parents feeling abandoned.
But the best news is that you are coming. Are you coming???
 
  • #819
Morning! :wave:





Yea! Don't forget me in California!!! :happydance: Sure sounds like FUN!! :D But you won't guess me, as I am not that talkative in person as I am on this forum! :lol: And I think I could pick out Hatfield too! :wave:

Bernina - a NEW baby horse??!! Cool!!! :skip:

Speaking of tunnels - I always honk in tunnels! And if you don't like tunnels, you sure won't like the one that goes under the Baltic Sea from Sweden to Denmark (or vis-a-verse)!! When I visit my sister in Sweden, I always land in Copenhagen and than have to drive across this bridge/tunnel!! Let me see if I can find the pictures I took...

Here's some information you probably don't know! :waitasec:

It happened on this day; automotive life changed. The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner: Here's a little known fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends.

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Maxwell, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On August 27, 1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees F.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office.

They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees F inside, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car almost immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted recognition by having a label, 'The Goldberg Air-Conditioner,' on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

There was no way that Old man Ford was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords, sooo.....

They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown. And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show -- Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max -- on the controls.
*******

okay - off to do my errands and grocery shopping!!

:seeyaL

Very interesting Niner! You guys are teaching me all sorts of new OLD things!!!!
And to think, I hated History in school!!!! Now I wish I would have paid more attention.
 
  • #820
[/QUOTE=Jasper52]: Well great, that's settled then! I agree, Gigi would do an awesome job. Now all we need is the Champagne!!!

Not sure how to do the multiple post response, but thanks Susza and Jasper for your confidence in my abilities. Your posts made me laugh! What the hey, I'm just the "Advocate," (whatever that means).

But the funny thing is that writing a screenplay has always been one of my dreams!!! I think if our (not-so) little group took some kind of extended cross-country road trip, it would provide unlimited material for a comedy. I'm thinking "Bridesmaids" but with an older cast.

So here goes:

A gaggle of (mostly) middle-aged women, from all walks of life, from all over the country (+Canada, and Switzerland?), having little in common except for an obsessive interest in a murder trial in which almost none of them have any relationship with the actual participants, take a road trip. Along the way they share obscure household tips, recipes, experiences as parents, etc., as they set a Guinness World Record for number of yard sales and flea markets visited in one month.

On the champagne-fueled bus ride, empty seats start filling up with all sorts of kitschy stuff, taking up more and more space. Initially, humor rules the day as jokes and stories are shared. But as the women begin to share their personal stories, including heart-wrenching admissions about personal tragedies, failures and regrets, emotions start to run high.

Then, in a pivotal role, there's Hatfield, the one GUY crazy enough to join the hens on this improbable journey, giving some sage advice. At the end of the day, we love him even more, and thank him for his comforting words.

Final scene:

Hatfield getting off the bus as we all shower him with hugs and kisses. He smiles and waves as he makes his way to his car and his wife, who's been patiently awaiting his return.

As we all stand around smiling and waving good bye, he throws his luggage and flea market finds into the back seat of his car. His wife asks him how his trip went. He tells her, "Remember on our honeymoon when I told you there'd never be any other women in my life?" His wife smiles nervously and nods. He responds: "Then why the hell didn't you remind me of that before letting me go off with those crazy WS women?!"

###[/QUOTE]

Wow Gigi, I am amazed at your ability! :bow:
 
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