SIDEBAR- Arias/Alexander forum

[VivianVance]

I have officially lost my mind - love Big Bands, so here's my version of "Chattanooga Choo Choo" by Glenn Miller:

[note: italics are the jury, the rest is Juan]

(really long, tight band intro)

Hi there Juan, what you say?
Step aside Nurmi, it's my day
Bend an ear and listen to my version
Of a really solid Prosecution closin'

Pardon me, folks
I'm gonna prove premeditation
Yes, yes
It's about time!
I'll prove that it's a planned crime

Can you please show you know it's premeditation?
I've got my proof
That she's not telling the truth

She orchestrated the removal of Grandpa's twenty-five
Got a rental car and then made sure it was white
All her testimony
Nothing but baloney
We can tell she's nothing but a psycho phoney

Then she borrowed gas cans so she'd get really far
Traveled on to Mesa instead of Utah
Don't forget hair dyin'
Alibi with Ryan
Ooh premeditation there you are!

Let's not forget
The angry e-mail that he sent her
And all the texts
That she just used him for sex
She's gonna cry
When you convict her for all that she's done

You proved premeditation!
Won't you vote Murder One?

Premeditate, premeditate
Murder One
Premeditate, premeditate
Murder One
Premeditate, premeditate

It's premeditation!
Won't you vote Murder One?

It's premeditation!

(super frenzied Big Band action)

 

[sharpar]

Sung to CLementine

Oh my migraine
Oh my migraine
it must rescue me
you are welcomed
I get attention
awful sorry Numri

Its a pounder
makes me milder
For the jury to see

I am hurting
oh its aching
& the pain has just began
Now the jury wont convict me
awful sorry mean ole Juan

Oh the bright lights
oh the eye ache
i cant sit here watching jury
who will surely convict me.

Oh my migraine
la la la la la la.......

 

[coeurfragile]

Then again, I've also ordered coffee with the name Bueller and sat there and listened to them call the name and giggled and left. I'm surprised I can still go back to Starbucks, but they have a sense of humor.

I am ROLLING!!! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Must. Do. This!!

 

[Steely Dan]

I am ROLLING!!! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh::floorlaugh:

Must. Do. This!!

Another good one is "Tupperware". "Tupperware party of six." :giggle:

 

[Steely Dan]

[video=youtube;h0nC1fZILwg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0nC1fZILwg[/video]

 

[Nore]

Viv, By "fellow-born", does that mean you came from the Bronx?

Most of the posts by WSers are just my sentiments and would just seem redundant if I posted the same thing (or comtemporanous:floorlaugh:. The folks here say things so much better than I would. I just love to read all the posts, but sometimes, in order to catch up, I'll jump pages.

Before I joined WS, I was researching my ancestors over at the Ancestry website- I'd pop over here in the evening, sometimes, but when the trial of JA started, I stopped my research and have been here ever since. Everyday.
I start my day here and end it here- blurry eyes and all. My mini-snauz. hates when I'm on the computer all day (her name is The Queen and she Demands attention- she's narcissistic that way :floorlaugh:. I have gained, at least, 5 lbs since the trial started:floorlaugh:.

I'm so excited this AM because I received some paperwork from the Archivo di Stato di Cosenza, Italy. They have sent me paperwork on my Grandfather, and Uncles (2), and I now know who my Great-Grandfather and Great-Grandmother are. When the trial is over I will do some more research on them.:great:

:seeya:

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Hi Yesor No, I'm on here the same way you are. I am in awe of everyone! I do genealogy also. found out my real last name is Jones!! My dog iss also jealous of the computer..:floorlaugh:

 

[YESorNO]

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Hi Yesor No, I'm on here the same way you are. I am in awe of everyone! I do genealogy also. found out my real last name is Jones!! My dog iss also jealous of the computer..:floorlaugh:

Hi, Nore,

How far back have you gone in your line?

It's so interesting and fun to find out where we came from. :seeya:

 

[VivianVance]

I have a soft spot for Billy Idol and apparently so does the jury - here's their version of "White Wedding" on verdict day:

Hey evil killer
What have you done?
Hey evil killer
You got Murder One!

Hey evil killer
Who's your nemesis?
Hey evil killer
It's your buddy Juan
Hey evil killer
Shot gun!

It's the right day to give you death
It's the right day for a nice needle
It's the right day to give you death

Hey evil killer
Why are you such a b*tch?
Hey evil killer
What's your final wish?

Hey evil killer
Shot gun, oh yeah
Hey evil killer
Who's your nemesis?
Hey evil killer
It's Juan!

It's the right day to give you death
It's the right day for a nice needle
It's the right day to give you death!
Now!

(lots of fist-pumping)

Get her out!
Let's get on home now!

Hey evil killer
What have you done?
Hey evil killer
You got Murder One!

You'll be away for so long (so long)
You'll be away for so long (so long)
We're goin' home so, so long!

It's the right day to give you death
Come on, it's the right day for a nice needle
It's the right day to give you death!
Now!

Well there's nothin' fair in this world
Can't be let out safe in this world
And there's somethin' sure in this world
You ain't walkin' more in this world
Burn like toast in the underworld
Give you death!

Come on, it's the right day for a nice needle
Whoa!
It's the right day to give you death!
It's the right day to give you death!
It's the right day to give you death!

 

[rachelle]

I guess we can talk here about this sideways word generator thingy:

http://en.genzu.net/sokumen/

This has GOT to be a joke of some kind lol

Do the name "Juan"..............

 

[BFTnative]

I guess we can talk here about this sideways word generator thingy:

http://en.genzu.net/sokumen/

This has GOT to be a joke of some kind lol

Do the name "Juan"..............

He sure can be that way sometime! :facepalm:

 

[Tiger09]

I did mine- it's serious enchant. My boyfriends is breast murderer. My cats' are vigor and Cowper. The one for TA gave me chills. I did my cat's nickname "orange fats" for fun and its depression. Maybe he needs kitty Prozac? Nancy Grace is funny to me for some reason.

 

[Softail]

My hope for the next 5 days is that peeps come here to chit-chat and cut the mods a break on the other threads! This is the thread for off-topic and silly stuff!

 

[Sleuth5]

Hola Chaps! How are you all tonight?

 

[Sleuth5]

My hope for the next 5 days is that peeps come here to chit-chat and cut the mods a break on the other threads! This is the thread for off-topic and silly stuff!

And so I shall!

 

[ynotdivein]

So I put my name in the sideview thingy (which I do not fully understand how it works or what it's for btw) and it did its little spin around thing and then gave me my name again. What does this mean? :dunno:

 

[Sleuth5]

So I put my name in the sideview thingy (which I do not fully understand how it works or what it's for btw) and it did its little spin around thing and then gave me my name again. What does this mean? :dunno:

Wow, I'm confused just trying to understand what you've written! This thing must be great!

 

[Jenivere]

JA's is "dirt." Travis's is "prison"

 

[Softail]

So I put my name in the sideview thingy (which I do not fully understand how it works or what it's for btw) and it did its little spin around thing and then gave me my name again. What does this mean? :dunno:

i'm too skeered of those weird links.

Did you maybe take it out of context? :giggle:

 

[Sleuth5]

Okay, favorite MTV video. Must be 80's.

 

[Sleuth5]

i'm too skeered of those weird links.

Yeah, the first one's always free, but then they jack it up once you're hooked.