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Daily Mail insider source reveals how it all went down (probably):
PC: Oh for gawd's sake, Andy, our poor mother is in her last moments!
A: It's a matter of principle, Charlie!
PC: Can't you bloody think of somebody else for once in your borish life!?
A: But but but I need Mummy right now!
PW: Stop being a cad, Uncle Andy!
A: This isn't fair!
PC: Enough!
A: Fine, but you owe me one, Charlie!
PC: For Christ's sake!
PW: You're disgusting, Uncle Andy.
PC: Settle down, William.
A: Ha! You got told!
PW: *rolls eyes*
PC: Enough! The dreadful thing is settled!
This sounds as if it had been written by a year 7 off school for half term.