Woman Fingers Ex-Girlfriend In Sex Toy Theft

[Ausgirl]

Sounds like a clear cut case of snatch and grab to me.

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Oh my... can't breathe... laughing...

 

[Ausgirl]

The disappearance of the dildos has been classified as a possible grand theft.

...... Grand Theft Dildo?


I am unable to quit giggling, you guys.

 

[TrackerSam]

Sounds like a clear cut case of snatch and grab to me.

:floorlaugh: Good good. That's hitting below the belt.

 

[TrackerSam]

Why does this song come to mind?

Muddy Waters - Mustang Sally - YouTube

Strap on Sally ?:floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

This thread is heading down a slippery slope.

Slippery? I should hope so. Oh, someone tell the detective that it was probably slippery. :floorlaugh: Wouldn't want him to step on it. Step on a dong do your momma wrong. Wait. PLease don't put me in time out. If they were worth $300, can you pawn those? That would give new meaning to the TV show 'Hardcore Pawn'. :floorlaugh:

 

[Elphaba]

ROTFLMAO @ said article AND y'all! Leave it to my fellow WS'rs to turn my quiet night on its head.

 

[Ausgirl]

Just a serious note for a moment, though - I get mad, when I read about people clogging up the courts with stupid, petty dreck like this.

Dildo custody battles ought to be relegated to a vat of jelly or something, instead.

 

[mysteriew]

Just a serious note for a moment, though - I get mad, when I read about people clogging up the courts with stupid, petty dreck like this.

Dildo custody battles ought to be relegated to a vat of jelly or something, instead.

I think this is a case that clearly should be heard by "People's Court." Or maybe even it's own reality show.

 

[pferrin]

I wonder if the perp had it strapped on at the time of arrest and mugshot?

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

I don't know about y'all, but after reading these posts I need a cigarette.

 

[angela]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Have we heard all that police know or is someone sitting on more evidence?

 

[Steely Dan]

It's amazing how quickly these cases are cracked.

 

[TrackerSam]

Have we heard all that police know or is someone sitting on more evidence?

Step aside. I'll handle the cavity searches. (donning protective goggles). I'm about to blow this case wide open...............going in..................... "She just stole my watch" !!! WTH? :floorlaugh:

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

Step aside. I'll handle the cavity searches. (donning protective goggles). I'm about to blow this case wide open...............going in..................... "She just stole my watch" !!! WTH? :floorlaugh:

I'll bet this case was blown long before the robbery occurred. :floorlaugh:

 

[TrackerSam]

I'll bet this case was blown long before the robbery occurred. :floorlaugh:

It was obviously an 'inside job'. :floorlaugh: I'm betting they had names for them, like Tom, Dick and Harry.

 

[Donamena]

Some people have no shame...I hit every thanks button..but really people, this was too easy & the puns boundless. I think John'sMom was right, Steely, this was a thread you should have started. I had trouble even finishing Burroughs.

 

[TrackerSam]

I think Interpol has a lead thanks to WFGoDOT/

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2013/jul/25/big-blue-🤬🤬🤬🤬-trafalgar-square.


What's a 'plinth' and why wasn't I notified? :stormingmad: I smell an emu.

 

[Dewey2Me1MoThyme]

It was obviously an 'inside job'. :floorlaugh: I'm betting they had names for them, like Tom, Dick and Harry.

We should be on the lookout for any suspicious persons acting extremely happy, and expected to be somewhat bowlegged. A reliable source within LE says "Someone has intimate knowledge of where the missing dildos are". If you spot any suspicious acting characters do not approach. Officers are warned not to pull out their batons. :scared:

 

[Donamena]

We should be on the lookout for any suspicious persons acting extremely happy, and expected to be somewhat bowlegged. A reliable source within LE says "Someone has intimate knowledge of where the missing dildos are". If you spot any suspicious acting characters do not approach. Officers are warned not to pull out their batons. :scared:

Carpet burns???? Just sayin....