For those of you trying to formulate ways someone might beef up Brian's financial coffers...
I'd say he's loaded right now. Time. Being human is his worst enemy, all of that pesky eating. He of the no plastics flip-flop club will eventually need. Just need...something.
Where Brian would believe nature will nurture him, a bear will have other ideas...and snakes strike when surprised. There's more to van life than believing you're invisible. There's the awful moment, when you've slipped, fallen and cut your Achilles Tendon clear through. If you're not prepared to eat a wild pig and think you can make him a snuggly friend...reread the bear info. Having done my fair share of landscaping, I know there are caterpillars who will bite. Later in the evening, your leg is five times normal size, but its not too painful, because you're delirious from the poison coursing through you like Andretti at the Indy 500. You can't put a tourniquet on that. Bacterial infections? Old Mr. "I'll wash when I'm damned ready" could find himself loaded with staph or MRSA and the dreaded blackness that comes with gangrene. Toothache? Think Tom Hanks knocking his molar out with a discarded ice skate in "Castaway."
Having become a victim of things that bring grand plans to a halt, Brian, like all of us, can expect the same...only more so in the future. The F.B.I. are experts at tracking and finding criminals international and domestic. Brian thinks himself competent for all things necessary for survival, a hunter of logical and natural solutions, but he's never been the rabbit. Never had his tailfeathers on fire and no puddle in sight. Never had a deliciously tempting bounty hanging like a millstone around his neck. What's it up to now $150K, $170K? Someone is thinking, that kind of loot could buy a few 4 wheelers, an extended cab pickup, an extended vacation in Vegas, maybe a weekend romp with a showgirl. Dead or alive is fine.
You would think his parents might be mildly interested in this world of possibility. That they would put his life to the forefront, squeeze out at least one good beg for his life and convince him all the ruckus and danger isn't worth risking over a first time bank card theft penalty.
MOO