I figured out something meaningful to do until Greta comes on. I'm going to send GP an email and apply for the PA job. Here's my application:
Dear George;
I would like to respectfully submit this application for your posted opening for a PA. Let me just say that I don't expect payment for my hard work, however I do smoke, so you'll just have to overlook that little item. Also, I am free to travel whenever and wherever, however you will have to pay for the gas, as it's almost 4 bucks a gallon here in Florida. I do not have the ability to lift 50+ pounds though, as I injured my back earlier today while I was trying to get the 80 pound load of BS off my back. I am very good with reading and responding to emails and can post updates on most any website, however I WILL NOT LIE FOR YOUR FAMILY. As for doing "anything" the family may require, well that requirement just flat out scares me, so you can just forget that requirement. If I do this job for you for free, you can expect to give me ALL INSIDE info that you have on my first day, as I always expect to be "brought up to speed" on all details anytime I start a new job. Plus I have to relay that information to all my buddies on WS.
George if you are interested, please contact me at: FloridaKatz for justice.com
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Think he'll take me up on it?