I am finally at the end of the thread! Between work being a marathon of insanity (but at least I still have a job) and the release of the absolutely flabbergasting you-can't-make-this-stuff-up affidavit, I never thought I'd see the day! Also, although the shock has worn off, my jaw just DROPPED at her unbelievable audacity, insane logic, and non-stop lies that this evil creature spins around her.
Like many of you, I really struggled with the revelation that LE believes Gannon returned alive to that house and THEN was murdered. Cognitive dissonance is real, y'all. But I've come to accept it, because the evidence speaks to it. As illogical as it is for her to have driven around for 4 hours with Gannon and not taken the opportunity to have her heinous crimes occur outside the house, she is nothing if illogical and insanely confident of her ability to con anyone into buying into her crazy and doing her bidding and getting away with literal murder.
I see so many of you trying to make sense and decipher her lies and tie her statements back to what could have happened, giving credence to her crazy Eguardo and other rape stories, and some insanity about burns and wiping blood on the walls, and being covered in blood and … it goes on and on and on, god bless ya. Keep in mind she says many things, a couple with some purpose, others with no intention but to humiliate and hurt, and the majority because she is a pathological liar and cannot help herself. I've given up trying and have just started with the premise that EVERYTHING she says is a lie and stick with what the AA and known evidence states so as to not drive myself insane. So I have only a vague outline of what I think happened, and many of you have articulated something similar already. I will say I don't believe that she raped, dismembered, or ran Gannon over with her car. I think drugging/poisoning that didn't work may have been a possibility that drove the 4 hour road trip but I certainly am not sure.
The stuff that comes out of her mouth is just so CRAZY! How on earth did the LE officers interviewing her keep a straight face, I'll never know! I imagine her thought process to go along the lines of something like "I know what they know but they don't know what I know, so if I say THIS, they'll think I don't know that they know that I know, but if they do know, I'll say THAT so that they know that I know that they don't know that I know they know! And if all else fails, I'll stuff tissues down my pants and fake a heart attack!"
One of my cult comedy classic favorite movies, This Is Spinal Tap, has a quote "There's a fine line between...stupid and clever." It's been running through my head when I have been reading here a lot, and I actually thought that taking poor GS's body to Florida was somewhat clever (brazen or whatever)...but leaving him right by the side of the road instead of in water or deep woods was just stupid. But after the release of the AA, I've concluded that LS starts at stupid, blazes past clever at 300 mph and comes right back around to stupid, where she squarely sits. And to call another silly comedy to mind, Spaceballs, her lies go from Ludicrous...to PLAID!!!
