I don’t worry too much about FD getting away completely. I bet he has a horrible singing voice and is universally reviled. At some point, he’s bound to run out of passports.
Despite looking Mahvelous and grizzly, so long as there is the political will to pursue parallel civil and criminal investigations for his mortgage fraud, deceptive business practices, tax evasion, money laundering/offshoring, failure to file required corporate forms, personal use of business funds/ underreporting of income, forgery, breach of contract, crimes of fashion, interference with official investigations, contempt of court, wrongful death, license plate tampering, conspiracy, violations of conditions of bail, not returning all those dictionaries to the local library, aggravated unapproved use of Hartford public trash recepticals for medical and/or human and corporate household waste disposal outside location of origin, employment of undocumented workers, elder abuse, terroristic threats/harassment, abuse of judicial process, shameless staging of properties for sale, failure to make required residential real estate seller disclosures, being super creepy, and not letting Jennifer have her own bathroom, personal use of corporate assets, illegal parking at Waveny, questionable choice in lawyers, unauthorized commingling of personal and business assets, failure to submit to court ordered body cavity testing (that one I just made up, but I can dream, can’t I?), among other crimes.
FD is a washed up nobody. He’s a faker and poser. Maybe he’s pooped out a few blood diamonds for Miss Thing, but she must have been bummed about her disinvitation from her daughter’s graduation, if she even boo hooed at all, which is not really even clear. Is it allergy season in NC? Did she miss that awesome fire pit and butlers pantry? Who can say? Norm is no Atticus Finch.
Okay, so we know FD’s a bad driver. He likes to run over or just randomly hit dear or deer or whatever. He likes to play chicken and to bait and switch and to fan fires. Did mistery or misery guest witness from Greece show up yet? Wasn’t the alleged witness due to arrive Ct on Thursday? Will all be revealed?
Maybe I missed that thread?
I wouldn’t get too distracted by the loud banging at whatever house that was where the loud banging was May 25th. Probably there’s lots of loud banging that goes on all the time at all of FD’s properties — whether it’s the Robert Emmett Chambers, Jr. “rough sex” type stuff, sealing one’s estranged spouse into a metal drum, pushing grandma down the stairs, or tearing it up on the Peloton one sushi smoothie at a time — there’s just all manner of things that go on. So many knees. So little time.
We don’t know what we don’t know. But, yes, we do know what we do know. I think we can all agree that we know Fotis D will not be the one to receive the final rose of this Bachelorette season. I’m just sorry, Fotis, it’s just you, not MT.
Right about now is when we need an Onassis or Mosaic Security to come on the scene.
If a posse at the Saudi Embassy could do it, than why not FD? All it takes is one bone saw, a clean up crew, a cover up, and a lot of false press releases.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
