'My new book? - It's called One Step Closer To Crazy'
'I would never be that much of an idiot if I did do it, to put it (a human being we are talking about here ) in my yard, use my gun, there's no way you can think I done this.'
'I've come up with a plan, I'm going to sell my story and that will obtain a lawyer that can get me out now. I only need $200K. Tell them I will film next week, I'm ready to go now.'
'The cops say he's a figment of my imagination, but this guy is real and I know if I show his picture, somebody somewhere is going to identify him. I'm going to show the picture of who killed Abraham. Thats what hasn't been released. And when he's identified, then he'll be arrested and they'll have to drop my first degree murder charge'
'The real picture of the guy that killed Abraham, the guy that I left Abraham with that night. This is a real picture, not a drawing. I had never told anyone about it because I could die, you know, and it wasn't worth dying for, and now it is.'
'Can you try to call like at least ABC and see if they'll do it for $200K? Tell them I will film next week, I'm ready to go now.'
'I get out every other day. I told you. Dogs in kennels get out more than I do ha ha'
'I don't like horror movies and I'm not going to be a part of one'
'My dog has a softer bed. It's hard, it's a hard mattress and eh they've been reused so many times, they're like covered five times over ha ha, so um, they've got the musty smell and um you wonder how many bacterias you are breathing in at the same time, they'res all kind of germs in here' (smiling)
'That's scary! I look like a psycho' - on seeing her new mugshot.
'My dog eats tastier stuff'
'Blueberries add 10 years to your life'
'This is the biggest loser contest and I got the public humiliation to go along with it. But now, I'm skinny!'