I realize I am fooling myself thinking I can put up a fight against someone with super human powers of strength and an inability to even feel pain. I don't own a gun. I have odd items like meat prongs, apple corers with jagged blades, big knives, clubs, hammers, razor blades, shish kabob holders hidden all over the place like under pillows, by doors, next to computers, in my car. I'm not sure I'll remember to actually use them if caught off guard. I don't stand a chance against anybody acting like AH showing up suddenly as he did in the couple's garage.
The big black water bug:
I'm being terrorized right now. I rarely see bugs in my place, but last night I saw a huge black water bug come in under a door. I was too slow. Do you think I could find anything to swat him with? No. He got away, then he came back sneaking up on me, I hurt my foot stamping down, but again he scurried under something, and of course I couldn't find him. He's so big, he has to go, I'm awaiting the battle with disgust and anxiety. It's freaking me out, I know he's behind something staring at me and laughing an evil bug laugh.