Snipped by me.
To make sure we are on the same page, the sides of the bed that I am referring to are from the vantage point of standing at the foot of the bed and looking at it. The right side is closest to the balcony, the left is closest to the sofa.
My responses are in blue:
1) I thought he said he was sleeping on the left anyway (as you face the bed) and the ipads were on the right so better for him to say he slept on the right no?
No, not better for him to be sleeping on the right! He gave very few details of what they actually did that night but went to great pains to detail how he and Reeva were looking at their phones/iPads in bed to view photos. He stated that he was tired, was laying on her stomach, then fell asleep, leaving open the window that Reeva was the last to use the devices, hence the one to throw them on the right side of the bed because she's sleeping on the right.
But I believe the biggest reason why he said he was on the left was because the holster and blood spatter were found on the left side. He claims he retrieved his gun from under the bed on the left that night (hence the holster being on the left nightstand) and retrieved his phone from the left night stand to call for help (hence the cast off blood on the wall above the left nightstand). If he was sleeping on the right, as he normally did, the holster and blood should have been on the right side, not the left. He had no choice but to lie about the side of the bed he was on to explain those things.
2) but he could say he put the duvet on the floor when he first came back to check for reeva and then that would explain the blood and it being there, he could just run over it now and then
No that doesn't explain the blood. How would there be blood on the duvet if he hasn't found Reeva yet? That makes no sense.
Respectfully, I think you may be ignoring some of the testimony and photos. I included a photo below to outline my thoughts here.
OP claims to be on stumps while he is trying to find Reeva in the bed, hopping off on the right hand side, feeling the curtains, and is also running back and forth in the bedroom, all on his stumps PRIOR to find Reeva in the toilet room.
Look at the items on the right side of the bed. The clippers are still in their upright standing position, there are iPads on the floor along with wires and an extension cord. He would have fallen over that stuff and the clippers certainly would not be upright.
He would not have been able to get thru that area with the duvet on the ground and the fan directly in front of the door. A man on stumps, in the pitch dark, would be tripping on that duvet and fan. He did not claim that at all... Although, he did say to Nel, when corned with the fact that the small fan was not plugged in, that "maybe" he tripped on the fan and pulled the cord out of the wall but he doesn't recall that.
I'm sorry, but being on stumps, in the pitch dark, tripping over a cord hard enough to yank it out of the wall would have sent him tumbling over to the ground. He would have remembered that! It was another lame attempt to explain why something was not where he claimed it to be.
When Nel put it to Oscar that the duvet being on the floor is a big problem for his story, he conceded it was. But he HAD to say it was on the bed. He had no choice but to lie about it because he could not be running around the room doing the things he was doing with those items in the way. Even OP concedes that.
The definitive trail of blood that goes over the duvet, on the jeans and on to the floor are all further proof that those items were in that position during the night and OP carried Reeva out of the bathroom and cast the blood across them. Hence, OP lied.
3) her just sneaking down for a sandwich at 1am wouldn't be so implausible or necessary imply an argument, not sure why he doesn't suggest that as a possibility to save the food findings
For accuracy sake, she did not eat a sandwich. She ate vegetables with a white-ish substance as clearly testified to by the medical examiner. If she snuck downstairs and had something to eat, then it leaves open the possibility that she was awake at 1:56am when Mrs. van der Mewre heard the loud woman voice arguing. He cannot leave that possibility open!
But I think you also missed the testimony about the locked bedroom door and the alarm, and the significance of it. OP tried to make it seem like he had no idea if Reeva knew how to use the alarm remote, which is a farce, because she had previously stayed at his house without him being there. She knew how to use the alarm and he knows that.
Part of OP's defense is that he chose to go toward the danger with a gun, instead of run out of the bedroom to safety because: a) he was on stumps b) the bedroom door was locked. He goes one step further to say the cricket bat is wedged up against the door for further safety.
Reeva having the ability to be up and about and get out of the room quickly greatly hurts him because it further supports that his choice to go racing after a phantom intruder on stumps and with a gun is incredibly ridiculous when they can simply go out the door.
One further item - OP says that it dawned on him that Reeva may have been in the toilet as soon as he got to the bed. Why would he make that assumption when it's pitch dark and he hasn't even looked for her yet? Makes no sense. Nel asks OP why he didn't look to see if Reeva had run out of the bedroom during the gunfire. Because that would be the LOGICAL thing that anybody would do. His unbelievably awful answer was because the shooting had occurred in the bathroom so why look outside the bedroom??? Huh??? He knows d@mn well that Reeva didn't run out of the bedroom because he knows d@mn well she's in the toilet.
4) he can say he saw her in bed when he got up surely, doesn't stop her leaving while he's closing the curtains, plus he said he saw her anyway undert the duvet
If you believe this, then you also believe that he moved both fans that were still on (even though only one was plugged in) in front of the bed with his back to the bed the entire time preventing him from seeing her while the door was still open and the BALCONY LIGHT ON.